Women quotes

“Men look at me like I'm a suspicious-looking trunk, and they're customs agents.”
Capucine

“I have decided to give up on women and put all of that energy into tomatoes.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“You guys are ruling women out based on their breast size? It’s the least important part of a woman’s body! Unless you’re a baby. Are you guys babies?”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“- Antony: Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.
- Rufio: It is also difficult to tell the rank of a naked general. Generals without armies are naked indeed.”
Richard Burton - Mark Antony
Martin Landau - Rufio

“There are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.”
Liz Taylor - Cleopatra

“The younger and the hotter the girl, the less chance of commitment.”
Luke Bracey - Jackson

“- Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
- Watson: A woman doctor?
- Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
- Watson: Would you like some heroin?”
Rebecca Hall - Grace Hart
John C. Reilly - Dr. Watson
Will Ferrell - Sherlock Holmes

“Let me tell you something, honey. When you trap a man between your legs, they don’t stick around for long.”
Ann Dowd - Mrs. Van Hopper

“Show me an eligible bachelor, and I will show you a room full of women acting like they’ve lost their minds.”
Ann Dowd - Mrs. Van Hopper

“What I want, is to become a powerful woman.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“I sent a man to do what was clearly a woman’s job.”
Sharon Stone - Lenore Osgood

“No matter how much we like to pretend otherwise, strong confident women will always have the power over us. Whether they're fighting for respect, fighting for their man, or even just fighting for the hell of it. Strong women make all guys feel the same way.”
Zach Braff - J.D.

“Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say, 'Hell yeah!”
Donald Adeosun Faison - Dr. Christopher Turk

“A lady is known by her shoes and her gloves. And we are nothing if not ladies.”

Isabelle Huppert - Greta Hideg

“Women, they have minds, and they have souls, as well as just hearts. And they've got ambition, and they've got talent, as well as just beauty. I'm so sick of people saying that love is just all a woman is fit for.”
Saoirse Una Ronan - Jo March

“It's always shocking when you see a modern woman in a period story line. It doesn't make sense.”
Florence Pugh

“- Dr. Zempf: Has anybody instructed Lolita in the facts of life?
- Humbert Humbert: The facts?
- Dr. Zempf: The facts of life. You see, Lolita is a sweet, little child, but the onset of maturity seems to be giving her a certain amount of trouble.
- Humbert Humbert: I really don't think that this is a fit topic.
- Dr. Zempf: Well, Dr. Humbert...” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Sellers - Dr. Zempf
James Mason - Prof. Humbert Humbert

“What drives me insane is the twofold nature of this nymphet, of every nymphet perhaps, this mixture in my Lolita of tender, dreamy childishness and a kind of eerie vulgarity. I know it is madness to keep this journal, but it gives me a strange thrill to do so. And only a loving wife could decipher my microscopic script.”
James Mason - Prof. Humbert Humbert

“I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.”
Sarah Silverman

“- Alexander: We've never had a golf-playing maid before.
- Miss Marple: You may have heard that this is the Age of the Common Woman.”
Ronnie Raymond - Alexander
Margaret Rutherford - Miss Maple

“Catherine, the French girl, had the smile of the statue on the island. Her nose, mouth, chin and forehead, bore the nobility of a province she personified as a child in a religious celebration.”
Michel Subor - Récitant

“- Jules: Catherine never does anything halfway. She's an irresistible force that can't be stopped. Her harmony is never shaken because... she knows she is always innocent.
- Jim: You speak of her as if she was a queen.
- Jules: She is a queen. Let me be frank. She's not especially beautiful or intelligent or sincere... but she is a real woman....” (continue)(continue reading)
Oskar Werner - Jules
Henri Serre - Jim

“- John Shaft Jr.: You can't beat up a woman!
- John Shaft II: Why not?
- John Shaft Jr.: Because she's a woman! That's like, misogynistic!
- John Shaft II: You're the one being misogynistic, I never even mentioned her gender! I'm an equal-opportunity ass-whooper!”
Jessie T. Usher - JJ Shaft
Samuel L. Jackson - John Shaft

“Sadly, people think a guy and a girl can't be friends without something romantic going on.”
Daisy Ridley

“No man will ever believe a woman is smarter than he is. We will always be underestimated, and that is what we use.”
Anne Hathaway - Josephine Chesterfield