Women quotes

“A woman of my age can face reality better than most men.”
Maggie Smith - Violet Crawley

“Men called women nuts and crazy way too often just to undermine us.”
Christina Applegate - Jen Harding

Laura Bishop-We women are more emotional...
Suzy-I hate you.
Laura Bishop-Don't say "hate".
Suzy-Why not? I mean it.
Laura Bishop-You think you mean it, in this moment. You're trying to hurt me.
Suzy-Exactly.
Frances McDormand - Laura Bishop
Kara Hayward - Suzy

“There are no such things as small frightened women. That's a myth, perpetrated by the large angry women who secretly run the world!”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“No woman ever came home from a date complaining that all she did was talk about herself.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“I just think variety is the spice of life. And as far as spices go, some people like salt, some people like pepper, some like salt and pepper. Me, I like women!”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“Girls don't generally respond to desperation.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“Alan Harper-If I am such a great guy, then why did Lyndsey leave me?
Berta-Oh, there is no telling with chicks, but don't worry, you will find somebody else.
Alan harper-As good as Lyndsey?
Berta-Ha, look at you, already making jokes.
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Jon Cryer - Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell - Berta

“Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

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Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“It’s just never a good idea to tell a woman more than they need to know.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“You know, some women like a bald spot. Curly on the outside, smooth on the inside.”
Mohammed Amer - Karim

“Women are like muffins, man. And once you've had a muffin, you will put up with ANYTHING to have another one. And they know that.”
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“Horror movies turn on chicks faster than porno.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Midge Pinciotti-Women have to be weak and fragile, so that that men can feel superior.
Donna Pinciotti-That's insane. If women don't learn to stand up for themselves, men will always control the world.”
Tanya Roberts - Midge Pinciotti
Laura Prepon - Donna Pinciotti

“Well, if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks, then I want no part of it.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Michael Kelso-Dates cost money.
Fez-No, Kelso, that is prostitution.
Steven Hyde-No, Fez, dating IS prostitution. Only, you don't always get what you paid for.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“Look at the symptoms... temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair... Uh oh, Dad, I think you have menopause.”
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Pregnant women should never stand on their tippy-toes, or else the baby will come out all cross-eyed.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“What fun is it in being a girlfriend if you don't even have your own boobs to play with?”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman

“Whenever I look at naked ladies, I get really tired. Then I get my second wind, and then I want to look at more naked ladies.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

“I'm not shallow. I just judge women on their looks.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Fez-Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there?
Steven Hyde-Well, the beer is stronger. And as a result, their women look prettier.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“I like my women like I like my wine - red and full of alcohol.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez