Women quotes

“Women are very mysterious.”
Ciarán Hinds - Pop

“People always say life has passed by women who have no children.”
Honor Kneafsey - Christine

“It's not often you get to see bikini babes in their natural habitat. Such gentle, yet elusive, creatures.”
Kristen Bell - Veronica Mars

“Why do all the hottest girls always have a daddy complex?”
Percy Daggs III - Wallace Fennel

“Saverio Schisa-Is that Baroness Focale? She looks just like John Paul II.
Fabietto Schisa-You're right.
Saverio Schisa-But the Pope is sexier.”
Toni Servillo - Saverio Schisa
Filippo Scotti - Fabietto Schisa

“Marchino Schisa-So... how hot was Aunt Patrizia today? Buck naked. On a scale of one to a hundred?
Fabietto Schisa-A billion.
Marchino Schisa-If you had to choose between Maradona coming to Napoli and screwing Aunt Patrizia... which would you choose?
Fabietto Schisa-Maradona.”
Filippo Scotti - Fabietto Schisa
Marlon Joubert - Marchino Schisa

“Remember, those without courage don't sleep with beautiful women.”
Ciro Capano - Antonio Capuano

“I know every man, whether straight, gay or George mother-fucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.”
Nelsan Ellis - Lafayette Reynolds

“It’s when women are polite to each other you know there’s a problem.”
Lauren Tom - Amy Wong

“My very first credit card. Today, I am a woman!”
Miley Cyrus - Miley Stewart

“When a man buys a woman expensive jewelry, there are many things he may want in return. For future reference, conversation ain’t one of them.”
Ricardo Chavira - Carlos Solis

“Should a woman not be valued for so much more than her dancing skills or her comportment? Should we not value a woman instead for her candor, her character, her true accomplishments?”
Julie Andrews - Lady Whistledown

“I take issue with any man who views women merely as chattels and breeding stock.”
Simone Ashley - Kate Sharma

“So many flowers when what I truly seek is a gem.”
Golda Rosheuvel - Queen Charlotte

“Sometimes I worry, I wouldn’t be such a feminist if I had bigger tits.”
Phoebe Waller-Bridge - Fleabag

“Being proper and sweet and nice and pleasing is a fucking nightmare. It’s exhausting.”
Phoebe Waller-Bridge - Fleabag

“Women are born with pain built in. We carry it within ourselves. Men have to seek it out.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Belinda

“A little nervous breakdown can work wonders for a girl.”
Alexis Bledel - Rory Gilmore

“All men underestimate women. Even the one who’s supposed to love us.”
Julia Garner - Anna Delvey

“Never mistake a woman’s meekness for weakness.”
Zabryna Guevara - Mrs. Castillo

“In my head, it’s like If I can conquer men, then I can conquer femininity.”
Hunter Schafer - Jules Vaughn

“George-Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?
Jerry-Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld
Jason Alexander - George Costanza

“What always happens between men and women? Reality.”
Woody Harrelson - Detective Marty Hart

“Women in their thirties on the Internet, they’re like ninjas. They get in their little black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage.”
Julie Bowen - Claire Dunphy

“I'm not naive to the ways of men. Their need to objectify, conquer. They see what they want to see. Women, however, see into the soul of a person.”
Alexandra Breckenridge - Moira O'Hara