Women quotes

“Most women are as unhappy with their entire body as you are with your small penis.”
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“When a woman loves like that she can love you with every card in the deck, and then pull a knife across your throat the next morning.”

Van Heflin - Jeff Hartnett

- Rebecca 'Becky' McLintock: Well, he called me a... I can't even repeat the word!
- Devlin Warren: I didn't necessarily call you anything, but I said what I said, and I'll stand by it to the death!
- George Washington 'G.W.' McLintock: Well, just for the tally books, what did you say?
- Devlin Warren: I said “any woman that allows a man to kiss... (continue)(continue reading)
Stefanie Powers - Rebecca 'Becky' McLintock
Patrick Wayne - Devlin Warren
John Wayne - George Washington 'G.W.' McLintock

“We're having you fixed. You're gonna be respectful, compliant, and appreciative... the way a woman should be.”

Ronny Cox - Vilos Cohaagen

“- Vicomte de Valmont: I often wonder how you manage to invent yourself.
- Marquise de Merteuil: Well, I had no choice, did I? I'm a woman. Women are obliged to be far more skillful than men. You can ruin our reputation and our life with a few well-chosen words. So, of course, I had to invent, not only myself, but ways of escape no one has every...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Malkovich - Vicomte de Valmont
Glenn Close - Marquise de Merteuil

“I know what y'all really want is some gross, caricature of a woman to prove some idiotic point that power makes a woman masculine, or masculine women are ugly.”
Dustin Hoffman - Dorothy Michaels

“My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!”
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson

“- Jack Flowers: Now, the Chinese, they go for Australian girls, y'know, big-boned. The Germans usually go for Tamils. The British don't give a damn as long as they're young and boyish, isn't that right, Colonel?
- Col. Gunstone: Indubitably.
- Jack Flowers: Well the Americans, they do a lot of hugging-up in taxis, y'know. When they go home they...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Gazzara - Jack Flowers
L.T. Firbank - Col. Gunstone

“I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one.”
James Garner - Murphy Jones

“Sometimes, Dolores... sometimes, you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes, being a bitch is all a woman has to hang onto.”

Judy Parfitt - Vera Donovan

“I am not steak. You can't just order me.”

Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“I've only slept with the men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?”
Liz Taylor

“If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself.”
Kris Kristofferson

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”
Eddie Izzard

“Men don't even have a tampon equivalent. Men suck.”
Alex Borstein - Susie Myerson

“Men spoil women in America. A woman needs to know that the man is her master.”
Capucine

“I realize now that her being a woman will prevent her from ever becoming a man.”
Alessandro Nivola - Sensei

“- Judge: The word 'woman' does not appear even once in the US Constitution.
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg: Nor does the word 'freedom', Your Honor.”
Felicity Jones - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

“A woman is as old as she looks, but a man is never old untill he stops looking.”

Iris Apfel - Herself

“Women have been the most persecuted people throughout all of recorded history, more than any race or religion.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“- Maud Watts: You a suffragette, Mrs. Ellyn?
- Edith Ellyn: Yes, well I consider myself more a soldier, Mrs. Watts.”
Carey Mulligan - Maud Watts
Helena Bonham Carter - Edith Ellyn

“- Jimmy Dix: You don't like women much do ya Joe?
- Joe Hallenbeck: At least I liked the guy she was fuckin'. He was my best friend.”

Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“I believe that if a man does a job as well as a woman, he should be paid as much.”
Celeste Holm

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal