Women quotes

- Howard: Death came first. She met me in the dog park.
- Madeline: Oh, so Death is a "her"?
- Howard: Uh, yeah. It turns out Death is an elderly white woman.
Will Smith - Howard
Naomie Harris - Madeline

“- Dean Kansky: British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice, now she could look like...
- Jonathan Trager: Old Spice.”
Jeremy Piven - Dean Kansky
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager

“There are two things that are infinite: femininity and means to take advantage of it.”
Jeanne Moreau - Amande

“Come on Hector, the MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives.”
Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont

“A woman must have a thorough knowledge of Music, singing, drawing, dancing and the modern languages. She must be well trained in the fighting styles of the Kyoto masters and weapons and tactics of modern Europe.”
Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
Hedy Lamarr

“Show me an actress who isn't a personality and I'll show you a woman who isn't a star.”
Katharine Hepburn

“In America, a girl can be crowned a princess for her beauty, and her grace. But an Aztec princess is chosen for her blood.”
April L. Hernandez - Eva Benitez

“Aren’t they beautiful? And I’ve had every one of them.”

Clark Gable

“What family would want a daughter-in-law who can run around kicking football all day but can't make round chapatis?”
Shaheen Khan - Mrs. Bhamra

“You look in the mirror, you don't like what you see, don't believe it. Look in my eyes, I am the only mirror you're ever gonna need.”

William H. Macy - Bernie Lootz

“There was nobody that l liked, because girls stink. They stink. They're evil. And they're all bad, all of them.”
Vincent Gallo - Billy Brown

“Why are you people so threatened by a woman?”

Colin Firth - Geoffrey Clifton

“You are a strange and interesting woman.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager

“- Cliff: You met her family? Think her family's gonna be okay that you're a white guy?
- Mickey: They think any woman over 30 who isn't married is a lesbian. She figures, they'll be so relieved that I'm a man...
- Cliff: Yeah, it's always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.”

Stephen Mendillo - Cliff
Stephen J. Lang - Mikey

“Character contributes to beauty. It fortifies a woman as her youth fades.”
Jacqueline Bisset

“What's awful about being famous and being an actress and being petite is when people come up to you and touch you. That's scary, and they just seem to think it's okay to do it, like you're public property.”
Winona Ryder

“Women are never at ease when they have ideas.”
Edmund Gwenn

“All women become like their mothers, that is their tragedy. No man does, that's his.”
Kathy Bates - Aunt Mitsy

“I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and... you have saved us all.”
Pat Morita - The Emperor

“It's like a gypsy curse, it's terrible. The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.”
Lana Turner

“I think young women now are a lot more particular. They pick and choose.”
Bo Derek

“- Jonathan Mardukas: Come on, cigarettes are killers.
- Jack Walsh: So are women.”
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“You think of women as disposable pleasures, rather than meaningful pursuits.”

Eva Green - Vesper Lynd

- Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the "Gas 'n' Sip" on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
- Joe: By choice, man.
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler
Loren Dean - Joe