Women quotes

“I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me. ”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Did you know that the average French woman is naked 34 percent of the time?”

Chris Tucker - Carter

“Now every woman in America over 40 wants to date me. It's their daughters I want to convince.”
David Krumholtz

“- Albert: Who you think you is? You can't curse nobody. Look at you. You're black, you're poor, you're ugly, you're a woman, you're nothing at all!
- Celie Johnson: Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!”
Danny Glover - Albert
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson

“I'm sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.”

Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison

- "Booger": Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!
- Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!

Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
Brian Tochi - Takashi

“Now I know why girls like horses.”

Keri Lynn Pratt - Cherie Claymon

This is your queen? That's a guy in women's clothes! That's a "drag" queen!
Jerry Seinfeld - Barry B. Benson

“There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel.”
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen

“Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.”
Keanu Reeves - Shane Falco

“The Moulin Rouge. A night club, a dance hall and a bordello. Ruled over by Harold Zidler. A kingdom of night time pleasures. Where the rich and powerful came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld. The most beautiful of these was the one I loved. Satine. A courtesan. She sold her love to men. They called her the ...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ewan McGregor - Christian

“Any woman's worth everything that any man has to give: anguish, ecstasy, faith, jealousy, love, hatred, life or death.”
Leslie Howard - Alan Squier

“Got to love the Lord for making things like that.”

Oliver Platt - Harry Rex Vonner

“With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they do sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“Save a little craziness for menopause!”

Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the divine right to stare at a man's backside with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!”
Lisa Kudrow - Denise

“I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and see if somebody stupid don't answer the door.”
Jerome Benton - Tricky

“Guys like me are born loving women like you.”

Patton Oswalt - Matt Freehauf

“All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.”
Jason Lee - Banky Edwards

“Bastet is a rarity. The Goddess of the moon and of the sun. She represents the duality in all women, docile yet aggressive, nurturing yet ferocious.”

Frances Conroy - Ophelia

“You know what your problem is? Your face. Come on, you're too good-looking. Girls go out with you and get nervous. They feel dumpy, they don't want to compete. They want a guy like... like me. A guy who'll make them look good. A basic Neanderthal type. The swarthy type. A man's man.”
Jim Belushi - Bernie

“Women would have us believe that they are the victims; that we break their hearts for sport. That's crap. They say they want romance, they say they want true love, but all they want is a check list. Is he perfect? Is he handsome?”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord.... (continue)(continue reading)

Andrea Martin - Aunt Voula

- Shirley Valentine: I mean, most fellas ya know, they've got no idea how to talk to a woman.
- Costas: No?
- Shirley Valentine: No. They feel they have to take over the conversation. I mean, I mean with most fellas if you say something like, like "My favorite season's autumn", they go "Oh, oh, my favorite season's spring" and then you've got 10... (continue)(continue reading)
Pauline Collins - Shirley Valentine
Tom Conti - Costas

“Gray, you know that in view of all this, you know that there's a lot of speculation that this woman is a figment of your imagination. That you created her, from a lot of different sources.”

Edwin Newman - Edwin Newman