Women quotes

Every now and then when I start being a little vague in a crisis, my child says: "See here, mother, you can't do that. You're not one of those women you play on the screen. They can step aside from reality, but you can't!".
Billie Burke

“I now see that giddiness is the eighth deadly sin. A giddy girl is every bit as evil as a slothful man, and the noise she makes is a lot worse.”
Julie Walters - Mrs. Kehoe

“With men it's like I'm trying every color in the jellybean jar to see what's going to taste good.”
Raquel Welch

“- Roz Fockyerdoder: It's a vaginal thermometer. It's been in our family for generations.
- Linda Jones: It lets you know when your ovulating.
- Roz Fockyerdoder: And if you wanna keep it a lucky one, don't ever wash it.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Roz Fockyerdoder
Meera Simhan - Linda Jones

“My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.”

Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

You can't un-fuck what's been fucked. You know, a beautiful Italian girl once said to me, "David, you can't unfuck what's been fucked". Women are always getting in the way of progress, aren't they?
James McAvoy - David Percival

“You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors.”

Chris Hemsworth - Thor

“You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father and finally he played my husband. If he had lived I'm sure I would have played his mother. That's the way it is in Hollywood. The men get younger and the women get older.”
Lillian Gish On Lionel Barrymore

How millions of sperm... competed for a single egg, not the other way around. Men would make love with any number of women... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth

“Read the Bible again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks.”
Salma Hayek - Serendipity

“I'm sorry. I sweat when I get nervous!”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Chris Washington: I didn't get to met you, actually, up close. I'm Chris.
- Walter: I know who you are. She is lovely, isn't she?
- Chris Washington: Rose? Yes, she is.
- Walter: One of a kind. Top of the line! A real doggone keeper.”
Daniel Kaluuya - Chris Washington
Marcus Henderson - Walter

“Money gets you laid.”
Jack Nicholson

“My daughters are trained for battle, sir, not the kitchen.”

Charles Dance - Mr. Bennet

- Odette: Verena, it looks like this thing is going to happen whether we want it to or not so we're just going to have to adjust.
- Verena Von Stefan: Adjust? Where would we be today if President Kennedy had said "Oh well, we'll just have to adjust to living in the shadow of nuclear warheads on Cuba"?
- Maureen 'Momo' Haines: There ya go.
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Gaby Hoffmann - Odette
Kirsten Dunst - Verena von Stefan
Merritt Wever - Maureen 'Momo' Haines

“I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.”
Kim Kardashian

“- Henry Wayne: Do you like big women?
- T.K. Johnson: I love big women. If you want to feel the heat you got to have the meat.”
Tom Arnold - Henry Wayne
Anthony Anderson - T.K. Johnson

“- Miles Massey: Tell me more about yourself.
- Marylin Rexroth: Alright, Miles. Let me tell you everything you need to know. You may think you're tough, but I eat men like you for breakfast.”
George Clooney - Miles
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin

“- Jamal Wallace: Women will sleep with you if you write a book?
- William Forrester: Women will sleep with you if you write a bad book.”
Rob Brown - Jamal Wallace
Sir Sean Connery - William Forrester

“- Joseph: This is - this is a difficult time for you; for both of us. And especially for a woman, there are physical changes that affect everything.
- Beth: Oh, tell me about being a woman.
- Joseph: I think that the anger you're feeling is not about me. It's hormonal.
- Beth: No. It's not menopause. It actually is about you.”
Kevin Kline - Joseph
Diane Keaton - Beth

“- Tanya Mousekewitz: I look like a real lady.
- Miss Kitty: Remember, the real lady is what's underneath the mask.”

Cathy Cavadini - Tanya Mousekewitz
Amy Irving - Miss Kitty

“- Big Boy Caprice: Around me, if a woman don't wear mink, she don't wear nuttin'.
- Breathless Mahoney: Well, I look good both ways.”
Al Pacino - Big Boy Caprice
Madonna - Breathless Mahoney

“I think I made the age-old mistake: never trust a beautiful woman.”
Dennis Haysbert - Detective Larry McBain

“- Pearl: I wouldn't want no policeman to catch me without no petticoat.
- Lady Lou: No policeman? How about a nice fireman?”
Louise Beavers - Pearl
Mae West - Lady Lou

“You have to do something excellent in her presence, thus demonstrating your sexual worthiness.”
Donal Logue - Dex