Women quotes

“Mmmm… lesbians,yummy!”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.”
Dave Chappelle

“The morals of yesterday are no more. They are as dead as the day they were lived. Economic independence has put woman on exactly the same footing as man.”
Norma Shearer

“An adventure may be worn as a muddy spot or it may be worn as a proud insignia. It is the woman wearing it who makes it the one thing or the other.”
Norma Shearer

“The breast that feeds the baby rules the world.”
Henry Gibson - Bobby Hammer

“Women like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.”
Jean Harlow

“- Travis: Who do you think you are? You come into my town, you mess up my bar, you eyeball my woman...
- Beck: Eyeball your woman?
- Travis: Oh... it's on now.”
Seann William Scott - Travis
The Rock - Beck

“- Wade Handler: Did you think it was odd that, he still liked her a lot, and she hadn't really show him any real interest in over two years?
- Mousy Julie: I thought it was the opposite of odd. Guys are drawn to her like bugs surround a bug lamp. For four years I've had the privilege of watching it.”
Benjamin Bratt - Wade Handler
Melanie Lynskey - Mousy Julie

“- Frank Catton: You can fire no waitress based on appearance. Man that's just unconstitutional.
- Danny Ocean: If they were waitress.
- Linus Caldwell: Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance.
- Rusty Ryan: It's a cruel, cruel practice.”
Bernie Mac - Frank Catton
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“- Adam: They say women are the sensitive ones, but I've never seen it. They're as cold as party ice.
- Victoria: I don't think that sucking on countless nipples makes one an authority on sensitivity.”
Johnathon Schaech - Adam
Kaitlin Hopkins - Victoria

My wife and I, we love watching Dateline, those shows where every week they will feature a disease. I swear to you, every week, no matter what the disease is, my wife has it. There could be three people on the planet that have this disease, my wife is one of them. She just watches it going "I've got it."
Jeff Foxworthy - Himself

“You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding

“- Lyle: I'm getting a NAD T770 digital decoder with 70-watt amps and Burr-Brown DACs.
- Left Ear: [confused] Yeah...
- Lyle: It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off!
- Handsome Rob: Now you're talking!”
Seth Green - Lyle
Jason Statham - Left Ear
Jason Statham - Handsome Rob

“- Dragna: You wouldn't shoot a man in the back, would you?
- Rivka: A man, no. But you're not a man.”
Robert De Niro - Dragna
Rebecca Da Costa - Rivka

“Women are incapable of being bad luck by themselves. It's men make 'em that way.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dr. T.

“- Donny: It's a very awkward age for girls.
- Dave: Really what age is that?
- Donny: 13 to 35, very awkward.”
Paul Reiser - Donny
Matthew Modine - Dave

“- Paula Mann: Sharon, baby, do you think you should go out with a man? I mean... so soon after your ordeal and all?
- Sharon Winters: So, I was raped. It happended six week ago. What do you expect me to do? Observe a year of mouring?
- Paula Mann: Baby, please I didn't mean to bug you or make you mad.”
Sharon Carr - Paula Mann
Stacey Walker - Sharon Winters

“- Doctor Watson: A woman? You amaze me, Holmes. Why a woman?
- Sherlock Holmes: Because the method, whatever it is, is particularly subtle and cruel. Feline, not canine.”

Nigel Bruce - Doctor Watson
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“You have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!”

Will Ferrell - Buddy

“You got to know a woman's size on sight. Before she tells. Don't wait for her to tell you. You should know.”
A.J. Johnson - Juanita

“- Alison Drake: What kind of woman do men like? How do they want them to act?
- Pettigrew: That depends. A man of Jim Thorne's type, for example, wants a woman who'll look up to him. Gentle. Feminine. Someone he can protect. That's because Jim Thorne is strong and - rather primitive, perhaps. The dominant male.”
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake
Ferdinand Gottschalk - Pettigrew

“That's my princess! Go find your own!”

Mike Myers - Shrek

“A charming woman is a busy woman.”
Loretta Young

“- Chloe: What do you know about us? We have green skin, wear pointy hats and got burned to the stake at Salem!
- Kaulder: Salem was wrong, those women were innocent!”
Rose Leslie - Chloe
Vin Diesel - Kaulder

“- Margaret Harwood: What?
- Oliver Plexico: You heard me...
- Margaret Harwood: Well, a woman wants to hear it as loudly... and as frequently... as possible!
- Oliver Plexico: I love you. Okay? I'm hopelessly and completely in love with you.”
Penelope Ann Miller - Margaret Harwood
Tim Daly - Oliver Plexico