Women quotes

“They told me European women had funny ways.”

Shane West - Tom Sawyer

“- Col: You could always make it up to her. When a girl runs out like that, she generally wants to be followed.
- Fergus: She's not a girl, Col.
- Col: Whatever you say.”

Jim Broadbent - Col
Stephen Rea - Fergus

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: You know why tornadoes and blonds are so much alike?
- Luke Duke: No.
- Uncle Jesse Duke: At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“You tell me what men who like women wouldn't want a little something on the side?”
Andre Braugher - Flip

“- Marlene 'Marl' Craven: These days a woman can feel incompetent if she doesn't make time for blowjobs and a home-made lasagna.
- Marty Craven: Marlene was never much of a cook.”
Julianne Moore - Marlene Craven
Kevin Skousen - Marty Craven

“There's no relation between how sexy a girl looks and her sex life. The ugly ones seem to get all the action.”
Peter Sarsgaard - Clyde Martin

“- Mr. Axelrod: You're gonna let her walk away?
- Tripp: I'm giving her space, Mr. Axelrod. Now, I'm going after her.”
Adam Alexi-Malle - Mr. Axelrod
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed.”
Natalie Portman - Jackie Kennedy

“When the female, by nature so perverse, becomes sublime by holiness, then she can be the noblest vehicle of grace. Beautiful are the breasts that protrude just a little.”
William Hickey - Ubertino de Casale

“I just think its so important to be in control of your own destiny. Not to fall into that 50s cliche of waiting by the phone for guys to call. The right ones never do. Those who do you have to make the most ridiculous excuses to. The nice ones get hurt feelings. The jerks will corner you into going out anyway. You might find yourself with some...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“- Margo Brofman: We still hate you.
- Felicia: We decided you should be punished for the way you treat women.
- Liz: Oh, yeah, men like you just have to be stopped.
- Steve Brooks: And how are you going to stop me?
- Margo Brofman: We're going to kill you.”
JoBeth Williams - Margo Brofman
Victoria Mahoney - Felicia
Lysette Anthony - Liz
Perry King - Steve Brooks

“- Lloyd Hopkins: Penny's gonna fly. The wings are there, and they're big.
- Dutch Peltz: You better hope the tits are there, and they're big too. She'll get farther in this world with a pair of those.”

James Woods - Lloyd Hopkins
Charles Durning - Dutch Peltz

“- Casey's Father: Females are smarter than the males. But you know that, it's like humans. Females use their nose to stay alive. They make sure they have cover. They always remember they're trying to stay alive. Bucks go off by themselves. Bucks get dumb during mating season.
- Five-Year-Old Casey: Boys make too much noise.”

Sebastian Arcelus - Casey's Father
Izzie Coffey - Five-Year-Old Casey

“A girl can only be a slut, a bitch, a tease, or the virgin next door.”

Katharine Isabelle - Ginger

“I'm in this for the money and the pussy and they're both falling off the trees!”
John Goodman - Frank King

“- First Bishop: Madam, by this act, you force us to relinquish our allegiance to the Holy Father.
- Elizabeth I: How can I force you, Your Grace? I am a woman.”

Daniel Moynihan - Bishop #1
Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth I

“Why should I be upset! You lie to me. You... steal from me. You engage in a utterly selfish, immoral, arrogant stunt without any regard for my feelings whatsoever. What am I supposed to be, grateful? This is just so male!”

Emma Thompson - Dr. Diana Reddin

“- Alley Thug: Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
- Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.”

Badja Djola - Alley Thug
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Louis Simo: Whatever you want to say.
- Laurie Simo: Are you going to fight everybody?
- Louis Simo: I thought you liked tough guys.”
Adrien Brody - Louis Simo
Molly Parker - Laurie Simo

“Father, you are a great king, because you love your country so much. Every blade of grass, every grain of sand, every rock in the river - you love all of Troy. That is the way I love Helen.”
Orlando Bloom - Paris

“Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks Tom Hanks.”

Ike Barinholtz - James

“Use your influence. If you haven't any, beat her.”

Roland Young - Mr. Cosmo Topper

“- Sunhill: You are such a goddamn sharp detective, aren't you? But you sure can't read yourself, and you sure as hell don't know a thing about women.
- Brenner: You know... you're very cute when I'm mad at you. However... if you'll excuse me, I'll take my anger out on someone else.”
Madeleine Stowe - Sara Sunhill
John Travolta - Paul Brenner

“The Tao of Steve isn't about picking up lots of women. It's about being the best person you can be.”
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Julian Mercer: I knew you'd smell good.
- Erica Barry: It's just... soap.”
Keanu Reeves - Julian Mercer
Diane Keaton - Erica Barry