Women quotes

“Can't trust a woman in a pants suit. Men wear the pants. The world doesn't need anymore Hillary Clintons.”
Chris Cooper - Robert Hanssen

“- Alex McDonough: Look at this: sixteen depositions from women who claim to have slept with you over the last year and a half!
- Larry Valentine: Just sixteen? Thank God the five hundred other ones couldn't read or write.”
Jessica Biel - Alex McDonough
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“The Victorian era is the sexiest age for me, but I also like a woman in a pair of jeans.”
Dylan McDermott

“Some guys wanted to take me to a topless bar. I didn't want to go but I ended up going, cause you guys will back me up on this, you've seen one woman nekid... you wanna see the rest of them nekid!”
Ron White - Ron White

“- A.J. MacInerney: Mr.President, this is an election year. If you're looking for female companionship, we can make certain arrangements that will ensure total privacy.
- President Andrew Shepherd: I don't want you to get me a girl, A.J.! What is this, Vegas?
- A.J. MacInerney: No sir, this is the White House.”
Martin Sheen - A.J. MacInerney
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd

“- Freddie Miles: Don't you want to fuck every woman you see just once?
- Dickie Greenleaf: Just once?”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Freddie Miles
Jude Law - Dickie Greenleaf

“Out of bullets. And besides, I've got something better to do.”

Daniel Craig - James Bond

- Maria Portokalos: Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom."
- Toula Portokalos: Eww. Please let that be the end of your speech.
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“For the first time in my life, I'm gonna forget I'm a lady.”
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie

“I used to dream I'd be surrounded by exotic women's underwear forever and ever. Now I know they just save their best pairs for the nights they know they're going to sleep with somebody.”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“I'm a banker. I have no imagination.”
Russell Crowe - Max Skinner

“Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits!”
Kirsten Dunst - Verena von Stefan

“- Barbara: Why wouldn't we go out with Ronald. I mean he's cute and sweet...
- Patty: And good...
[Cindy and Barbara stare at her]
- Patty: Come on, a lady never talks.
- Cindy Mancini: Well I'll have to remember that the next time I see one.”
Tina Caspary - Barbara
Darcy DeMoss - Patty
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“There's a science to getting people to trust you. With women, it's all about emotion. Connection. That you feel the emotion as strongly as they do. They've been dreaming about that shit ever since they were little girls.”
Will Smith - Nicky

“The burden of her flesh had made it long since impossible to go up and down stairs. So, with characteristic independence, she had established herself on the ground floor of her house. From a sitting room, there was an unexpected vista of her bedroom. Her visitors were startled and fascinated by the foreignness of this arrangement, which recalled...” (continue)(continue reading)
Joanne Woodward - The Narrator

“There was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful. She was his reason and his life. There was another man who saw that she was beautiful, a pious vulture of the law, who with a gesture of his claw removed the barber from his plate. Then there was nothing but to wait and she would fall, so soft, so young, so lost, and so beautiful.”
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd

“Man, take it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice.”
James DeBello - Rod

“No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied.”
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“- Marvin: If there's one thing I know, it's women and covert ops.
- Frank: That's two things.
- Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.”
John Malkovich - Marvin
Bruce Willis - Frank
Byung-hun Lee - Han Cho Bai

“There's two types of women. There's Type A and Type B. Type A: They're real easy. They jump right into bed with you. Boom, boom, boom. Then later on, they break your balls.”
Vincent Piazza - Tommy DeVito

“In the next room, gentlemen, is the finest food, drink and pussy in New York at a price.”
Bob Hoskins - Owney Madden

“It's quite a thing, winning the loyalty of a woman like that for nineteen consecutive seasons.”
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave

“- Miss Giddy: You cannot own a human being! Sooner or later, someone pushes back!
- Immortan Joe: [shouting] Where is she taking them?
- Miss Giddy: She didn't take them, they begged her to go!”
Jennifer Hagan - Miss Giddy
Hugh Keays-Byrne - Immortan Joe

“You two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave.”

Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding

“She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived.”

Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard