Women quotes

“The moment you think you know what's going on in a woman's head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.”
Dominic Cooper - Howard Stark

“She's out of my bed, but still in my head.”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

“I have no desire for an oriental woman to touch me above the waist.”

Colin Quinn - Gordon

“Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. ”
Jerry Lewis

“I have a gift. An instinct for sensing people's weaknesses. Yours is women. Hers and mine are winning, whatever the cost.”

Toby Stephens - Gustav Graves

“Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.”
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“You know, women got the greatest gift in the world. All they got to do is fall in love, and some guy just takes care of them.”
Sharon Stone - Gloria

“Women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first see them and get to know them, ache when you leave them.”
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder

“What is it that makes the women in my life destroy themselves?”
George Clooney - Matt King

“- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: You will go to prison.
- Agent Frank Haddad: You know what happens to women in prison?
- Elise Kraft: Mmmmm... yummm!”
Denzel Washington - Anthony Hubbard
Tony Shalhoub - Frank Haddad
Annette Bening - Elise Kraft

“Women always figure out the truth. Always.”
Harrison Ford - Han Solo

“Hot girls destroy your life. That's just a fact.”
Thomas Mann - Greg

“- Celia Clooney: Do you know a woman has 89 erogenous zones on her body.
- Clooney: Who says that?”
Paula Prentiss - Celia Clooney
Jack Lemmon - Victor Clooney

“This about men versus women. Women who aspire to culture, and men who aspire to scratch themselves. Women who bear the burdens in life and men who create those burdens. Women who uplift humanity, and men who uplift lap dances. If society left to the whims of men we'd still be in caves carving pictures with our non aposable thumbs. Today we women...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gabrielle Union - Evangeline 'Eva' Dandrige

“- Dakin: Lecher though one is, or aspires to be, it occurs to me that the lot of women cannot be easy, who must suffer such inexpert male fumblings, virtually on a daily basis. Are we scarred for life, do you think?
- Scripps: We must hope so.”

Dominic Cooper - Dankin
Jamie Parker - Scripps

“- Leonard: Sir, I have always wondered. Why Sue? You could have any other woman in the world.
- Victor Von Doom: That's why. Because I could have any other woman.”
Hamish Linklater - Leonard
Julian McMahon - Victor Von Doom

“To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful. ”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Actually I think playing bad girls is a bore; I have always had more luck with good girl roles because they require more from an actress. ”
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland

“I was raised to be a spoiled lady, not a renegade. One minute I think I have all the answers, and the next I am crying for a manicure.”
Salma Hayek - Sara Sandoval

“Girls have to deal with men in their lives who every day, they don't listen to them. They don't ask them what they want. All we got to do is ask them what they want and when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing, man. We're like healers or something.”

Donald Glover - Andre

“- Donkey: Where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?
- Shrek: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.
- Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“- Agent 23: See, this is your problem, some men like women who are feminine!
- Agent 99: What, I'm not feminine?
- Agent 23: No.”
The Rock - Agent 23
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99

“- Helena: Everyone up! A few of you leave tomorrow morning. Do everything you can to please the buyers and you'll lead a life of luxury - jewels - and we all like jewels. And you never can tell, girls, you could meet the man of your life. He'll take care of you. Not bad, eh?
- Betty: You can count me out. We're not merchandise to be bought and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Elizabeth Hartmann - Helena
Sandra Graffi - Betty

- Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini: You mean like a dame?
- Tony Greco: Well, yeah, like a dame. I guess you could say a dame.
- Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini: How about like a chick?
- Tony Greco: No, she didn't look like a chick. She looked more like a broad. That's why I said a broad.
- Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini: Oh yeah, that helps me. You're... (continue)(continue reading)

Jim Belushi - Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini
Kyle Chandler - Tony Greco