Women quotes

“Jesus Christ, is she over eighteen?”
Matt Dillon - Bob

“- Princesse de Lamballe: I would have told him exactly what to do with it.
- Duchesse de Polignac: What's that, darling?
- Princesse de Lamballe: Put it back in his trousers where it belongs.
- Duchesse de Polignac: Lamballe, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a prude.”
Mary Nighy - Princesse de Lamballe
Rose Byrne - Duchesse de Polignac

“Well, it might be unfair to make you kill a woman. Then again, you have experience.”
Joe Pantoliano - Kaplow

- Herman Mankiewicz: What about Marion?
- Orson Welles: She's just another piece in his collection. Another animal in his zoo.
- Herman Mankiewicz: Well to Hearst, that is love. "I love you, I built you a beautiful cage".
John Malkovich - Herman Mankiewicz
Liev Schreiber - Orson Welles

“Ladies, please avert your eyes... 'cause I've been known to hypnotize.”
Robin Williams - Lovelace

“- Lloyd: Women: can't live with them, can't live without them.
- Jack Torrance: Words of wisdom, Lloyd my man. Words of wisdom.”
Joe Turkel - Lloyd
Jack Nicholson - Jack Torrance

“Remember, a woman is like a horse. She likes to know that the guy on the saddle has a tight grip on the reins.”

Paula Garcés - Teresa

“Avoid women directors. They ovulate. Do you have any idea what that does to a three month shoot?”
Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“She should've stayed in the kitchen where she belongs! A woman shouldn't be allowed in these games! It's not a game; it's life!”

Wallace Merck - Burt

“- Mary Haines: What is she doing?
- Maggie: Well, she says she doesn't want to be a woman.”

Meg Ryan - Mary Haines
Cloris Leachman - Maggie

“There's only two ways to handle women... and nobody knows what they are.”
George Cleveland - Bill Yard

“- Alley Agent: Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?
- Samantha Caine (Charly): No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped.”
Robert Thomas - Alley Agent
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)

“There's nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who's in love with him.”
Eleanor Parker - The Baroness

One night there was something in my pants, like blood. My mom said, "Oh, hell, your period". This is where all the trouble starts. She was right.
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“Where women are concerned, they've got their own agenda. I always liked smart women, but it's been an expensive hobby.”
Javier Bardem - Reiner

“- Charlie Gordon: Why are you sterilizing your trousers?
- Herb Sullivan: I'm steaming them.
- Charlie Gordon: Oh, then what are you gonna' do, eat 'em with garlic butter?
- Herb Sullivan: It takes the wrinkles out, you imbecile!
- Charlie Gordon: Huh! When a man is steaming his pants at midnight, it generally means there's a broad.”
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon
Jack Lemmon - Herb Sullivan

“- Terry, USGS Crew: I have great taste in women! When have I ever steered you wrong?
- Harry Dalton: What about Astrid?
- Terry, USGS Crew: What about Astrid? I thought the two of you would have a lot in common. She said she was into rocks.
- Harry Dalton: Crystals, Terry. Crystals. Not rocks. Crystals.”
Kirk Trutner - Terry Furlong
Pierce Brosnan - Harry Dalton

“- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: All you got to do is to ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
- Steve Stifler: I dunno, man, that... sounds like a lot of work!”

Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler

“- Stan Marsh: Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
- Chef: Oh, that's easy. You just gotta find the clitoris.”
Trey Parker - Stan Marsh
Isaac Hayes - Chef

“- Cassidy Spilker: What time?
- Ryan Shoos: [pauses] ... You're not coming Cassidy.
- Cassidy Spilker: Yes I'm coming.
- Ryan Shoos: No you're not, you're a cheerleader.
- Cassidy Spilker: What the hell has that got to do with anything?
- Ryan Shoos: [stutters and quickly retorts] Let me finish you're a cheerleader who likes to do other girl...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cassidy Gifford - Cassidy Spilker
Ryan Shoos - Ryan Shoos

“If men are dogs, what the goddamn hell does that make women? You've ever seen a bitch in heat? She will grind herself across the grass to try and get her that itch. And she can find a way to sneak out of the backyard, as any dog will do.”
Russell Crowe - Mayor Hostetler

“That's the thing with dames, sometimes all they gotta do is let it out and a few buckets later there's no way you'd know.”
Mickey Rourke - Marv

“Woman shall be less castigated than men, as they are dimmer of wit and weaker before sin...”
Teodor Corban - Costandin

“When you're in love with a beautiful woman, she can tell you that Gandhi ate hot dogs and you'll believe her.”
Christopher Walken - Jack Menken

“The fans are like women. When you're hitting, they love you. When you're not, they'd just as soon spit on you as look at you.”

Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn