Women quotes

“I love a girl with a good sense of humour, who is confident but who has a sweetness to her - that melts my heart.”
Gerard Butler

“They say that when a woman wants to end a relationship, she cuts off all of her hair. I've done that twice in my marriage but am still married.”
Leslie Mann

“Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.”
Leslie Mann

“I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“There's not a lot of stories for women told by women in a very real, true voice.”
Heather Graham

“Ten years ago, it was really difficult for a young actress to walk onto a set and disagree with the director and having that be OK and have a conversation about it and everyone be cool with it.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal

“- Will Blakelee: Excuse me sir, could you tell me what's going on?
- Steve Miller: That would require my understanding of how the female brain works, which I don't, but if you'd like to come in and be clueless together, you're more than welcome.”

Liam Hemsworth - Will Blakelee
Greg Kinnear - Steve Miller

“I have to pick up my assistant at the airport. I don't know why she can't take a cab like everybody else.”

Nick Nolte - Lionel Dobie

“Is it just me, or is the world full of beautiful women?”
Robbie Coltrane

“Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list.”
Hank Azaria

“It's hard to be a woman in a man's world.”
Allison Janney

“Writers write these male stereotypes, and it makes it ten times more interesting if a woman says the lines.”
Sigourney Weaver

“Three different women asked me tonight if there'd ever be an American queen. If we'd ever allow it.”
Olivia Colman - Elizabeth

“I could never understand the attraction of Bette Davis. I always preferred Jane Russell.”
Richard Griffiths On Bette Davis, Jane Russell

“- Florence: Do you have a secret fantasy? Come on, everybody has a secret fantasy.
- Richard Longman: Three days in Vegas with a beautiful woman.
- Florence: That's it?”
Molly Parker - Florence
Peter Sarsgaard - Richard Longman

“It took me ages to grow into being a woman, into being happy with it.”
Helena Bonham Carter

“I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so.”
Holly Hunter - Elastigirl

“Did you read her latest novel? It's not even literature - it's drainage. The only good books she ever wrote were when she was with me: every morning, while she was sleeping, I'd cross out half her adjectives.”

Mandy Patinkin - Alfred De Musset

“I thought she'd be the one to yank you out of neutral.”
Bob Odenkirk - Dan

“- Julius: There was no Emilia. She was a fantasy.
- Daniel: She was a lie!
- Julius: She was an attempt to bring - a little romance - into my life.
- Daniel: That's pretty sad!
- Julius: Any sadder than sitting in a darkened theater, pretending you are Robert Redford, performing heroic deeds?”
Laurence Olivier - Julius
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel

“- Laura: Maybe I should drive.
- Sayyid: In my country, women do not drive.
- Laura: Figures.
- Sayyid: In my country, in fact, the women run behind the cars.”
Blanche Baker - Laura
Mandy Patinkin - Sayyid

“Hurry up! You're not making money standing there gawking at yourself.”

Kaori Momoi - Mother

“They rip your heart out of your ass!”

Carmen Filpi - Old Man in Bar

“- Brian: You're offering me a job?
- Doug: Uh huh.
- Brian: The waitresses hate me!
- Doug: You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

“- Zach: I want a loving, faithful, caring, caretaking wife, and I wanna make love to everything else in long skirts, with bare feet and ripe, juicy mouths. Little boy-girls with small firm breasts and tight asses. Rubensque round women with big Mother Earth breasts and green eyes. God! I could go on and on.
- Barney: Don't. I'm getting a...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Ritter - Zach
Vincent Gardenia - Barney