Women quotes

“I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters.”
Michael Patrick King

“Women have to take more control of their careers. They can't just wait to be cast in a film.”
Richard LaGravenese

Jesus! Where did she get the shoes? "Whores for less"?

Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan

“Frederic, have you ever worn a whalebone corset? Well no, we established that, didn't we? It chokes and strangles, Frederic! I won't be choked and strangled by someone else's dumb ideas of custom and duty!”

Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“- Beverly Pear: Your daughter has to go to the bathroom!
- Randy Pear: All right, all right, Jason, look in the back for an empty jar.
- Beverly Pear: A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.
- Randy Pear: Oh, right. Sorry. Jason, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.”
Kathy Najimy - Beverly Pear
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear

“All religions have always hated females.”
Peter Greenaway

“- Police Inspector: You idiot... that's a man!
- Labisse: That's not possible.
- Police Inspector: Oh yeah? Well when I walked in, the person in that room was naked from the waist down, and if that was a woman, then she was wearing the greatest disguise that I have ever seen.”

Geoffrey Beevers - Police Inspector
Peter Arne - Labisse

“- John Moss: She hates me.
- Nick Lang: Buy her a pony.
- John Moss: I mean Susan.
- Nick Lang: Buy her a horse.”
James Woods - John Moss
Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang

“There's some men who enter into a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joe Morelli did this to me. He was the big catch in our neighborhood, and I thought I caught him when I gave him my virginity on the floor of the Tasty Pastry Bakery I worked at when I was 17. Unfortunately for me, he never called after. Unfortunately for him, I hold a grudge.”

Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum

- Bela Lugosi: The pure horror, it both repels and attracts them, because in their collective unconsiousness, they have the agony of childbirth. The blood. The blood is horror.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: You know, I never thought of that.
- Bela Lugosi: Take my word for it. If you want to make out with a young lady, take her to see "Dracula".

Martin Landau - Bela Lugosi
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“He's a terrible ladies' man. I suppose that's forgivable, because he's surrounded by so many beautiful women.”

Myrna Loy - Billie Burke

“You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you somethin' right now. You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years.”
Chazz Palminteri - Sonny

“It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“My dear Nigel, the way to a woman's heart is through the elimination of her rivals.”
Brenda Vaccaro - Bianca

Woman always mess up my last name. I was with a girl the other night and she kept calling me "Getoff". She was like, "Getoff! Getoff!". I'm like, "no, it's Denoff. Denoff". She says, "No, you're fat and you're heavy. Get off!".
Russell Peters - Max Denoff

“- Helen: James. Maybe I shouldn't be here. I'm sorry, I'm not being fair. You know, under normal circumstances, etcetera... You're really nice and funny. My friend Anna thinks you're cute...
- James: Wait. Wait! Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute? Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute? Shit, I just blew, wait, two eighty-five on the wrong girl!”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Helen
John Hannah - James

“- Dexter: This doesn't look like my mom.
- Erik: These aren't moms. These are women. This is what they're supposed to look like.”

Joseph Mazzello - Dexter
Brad Renfro - Erik

“While our mothers were called to the workforce for lady liberty it is our duty, obligation to reclaim our place in the home bearing the children that will carry our traditions into the future.”
Kirsten Dunst - Betty Warren

“- Bruce: A complex series of seductions and murders? That's just not something you see a woman do.
- Alexandra: Really? What part do you think a woman is not up to? The seduction or the murder?”
Terry O'Quinn - Bruce
Debra Winger - Alexandra

“- Allegra Pazzi: Dr. Fell, do you believe a man could become so obsessed with a woman, from a single encounter?
- Hannibal Lecter: Could he daily feel a stab of hunger for her and find nourishment in the very sight of her? I think so. But would she see through the bars of his plight and ache for him?”
Francesca Neri - Allegra Pazzi
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter

“I wish I was the kind of man who could kill a woman.”
John Allen Nelson - Deathstalker

“Women should stay home and make babies. Preferably, manchild.”
Joel Grey - Chiun

“No politician can afford to let women come home in body bags.”
Anne Bancroft - Lillian DeHaven

There was a woman. She was hiding with her baby. And some men with knives came. They killed her and they took her baby. And then an old man-no relation, just an old man-stepped forward and he said, "Give me the knife". And everyone thought he'd kill the baby himself. But he took the knife and he cut off his arm. And he said, "Eat this, if you're... (continue)(continue reading)

Ed Harris - Curtis

“Satan is a pussy!”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Zack Blanton