Women quotes

“There's no sense arguing with a woman.”
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“- Sue Bridehead: I am not afraid of any man.
- Jude Fawley: Why?
- Sue Bridehead: Because no man would touch a woman unless she gives him reason to. A touch or a look that say come on. If you never look, they'll never come. You are the timid sex.”
Kate Winslet - Sue Bridehead
Christopher Eccleston - Jude Fawley

“- Bowen: Never mind! Just get rid of her!
- Draco: How?
- Bowen: Eat her!”

Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

“Hey boys, is this your approach to women? You're not gonna get very far. Girls are not some toys that you fuck in the park! Okay? Your future depends on women, don't you care about your future? So take care of them, or else you're not gonna have one.”
Dianna Agron - Belle Blake

- Interpreter: Sir is married?
- Anna Leonowens: A widow. Can you please explain to me why you call me "Sir"?
- Interpreter: Women do not stand in the presence of His Excellency.

Afdlin Shauki - Interpreter
Jodie Foster - Anna

“I hear you're from Georgia - where the women are women, and the sheep get nervous.”

Roger Clemens - Opposing pitcher

“There are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it's true. When I say that all my women are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are... glorious, radiant, spectacular, and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“- Morgan Philip: But I think she might be a real princess!
- Robert Philip: Morgan honey, just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess.
She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.”
Rachel Covey - Morgan Philip
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip

“To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman. She's got all the training she needs.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Mission Commander Swanbeck

“What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock.”
Nicky Katt - Stacy the Hitman

- Preston: Major Koslova ends the debate about women in combat as far as I'm concerned.
- Declan Mulqueen: How's that?
- Preston: She saved my life and took out Terek's brother. She did it knowing she'd be drawing a death sentence down on her neck. But when we offered to set her up some place else when this is over, you know what she said? "The... (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Sidney Poitier - Preston
Richard Tiffany Gere - Declan Mulqueen

“- Angela McCourt: If I were able I would go to work in the English factories.
- Malachy: Factory's no place for a woman, Angela.
- Angela McCourt: Sittin' on your arse is no place for a man, Malachy.”
Emily Watson - Angela McCourt
Robert Carlyle - Malachy (Dad)

“Don't apologize, it's genetics. Women are always competing with each other.”
Moran Atias - Erit

“I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made you.”

Sydney Walker - Bus Driver

“- Zachary: I think that busboy's checking you out.
- Susan Morton: The words every woman wants to hear!”
Jack Merrill - Zachary
Nancy Travis - Susan Morton

“My friend, until this afternoon, I had always believed that a man could love only one woman. I have been badly misled. It is absolutely incredible to me that just a few hours ago, Dona Julia was the only woman who existed, and now, now, there is the magnificent Sultana Gulbeyaz. What a glorious body... breasts...”
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“Who gave you ladies permission to blubber?”
Ned Beatty - Gen. Ed Sheppard

“- Merteuil: Men are always chasing after visions, my dear. They want us to be angels.
- Baroness: But in bed they want us to be demons, my dear.
- Baron: Yes, indeed, it always comes as a morning surprise when you wake up in the arms of an ordinary woman.”
Annette Bening - Merteuil
Isla Blair - Baroness
T.P. McKenna - Baron

“I always feel this pressure of being a strong and independent icon of womanhood, and without making it look my whole life is revolving around some guy. But loving someone, and being loved means so much to me. We always make fun of it and stuff.”
Julie Delpy - Céline

“Most women apply secret number two to one thing, sex. The rest of the time we're too real. Too real because it's in our nature to be real, which ultimately is a woman's downfall. But faking it keeps you living in man's land.”
Malin Akerman - Tes

“There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“- Windows: I met her in a Jedi chatroom. The woman is perfect. She's intelligent and acerbic, and a die-hard fan. She's even got connections inside the Lucas camp. You guys are all just jealous because she describes herself as a cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Janeane Garafolo.
- Hutch: Tell 'em how you described yourself.
- Windows: I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jay Baruchel - Windows
Dan Fogler - Hutch
Chris Marquette - Linus

- Martin: "Celia was in my employment for three and a half years. She proved herself to be an efficient housekeeper and a lively and provocative conversationalist. I heartily recommend her services".
- Celia: You didn't mention my breasts.
- Martin: Celia has exceptional breasts. Would you like me to add that?

Hugo Weaving - Martin
Geneviève Picot - Celia

“- Ray Brown: What's that they say about the love of a good woman?
- Jane Goodale: That once offered, it's guaranteed to come back and bite her in the ass.”
Greg Kinnear - Ray Brown
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale

“- Vladimir: She certainly has a mind of her own.
- Dimitri: Yeah. I hate that in a woman.”

Kelsey Grammer - Vladimir
John Cusack - Dimitri