Women quotes

“I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, and more of a woman than you'll ever get.”
Rosario Dawson - Mimi Marquez

“My life has been bitter and hard. I'm not like other women. All the gentleness and kindness in me has been killed.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Lily

“- Lionel: Are there any other young women in the house?
- Cinderella's Stepmother: How young?
- Lionel: Younger than you.”
Jason Alexander - Lionel
Bernadette Peters - Cinderella's Stepmother

“Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.”
Albert Finney - Ed Bloom - Senior

“Only a certain kind of woman wears a backless dress with a Beretta 70 strapped to her thigh.”

Daniel Craig - James Bond

“- Wayne Carter: I never argue - with a lady.
- Flower Belle Lee: Play it safe, huh?”
Dick Foran - Wayne Carter
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“I would begin with a very classy first line, something like: Excuse me sweet thing... can I buy you a fish sandwich? And then I'd start whisper her three words: Man, I'd like to take a bite outta' your butt.”

Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“That's what they're good at: being fucking sneaky. Who decides what you're gonna' eat tonight? Who decides how much booze you should drink? Who decides what movie you're gonna' go see? Follow my drift, Alex? Women are vipers.”

Donald Sutherland - Michael

“Except for the fact she had kind of a boyfriend, Diane was exactly my type.”
Tate Donovan - Paul Matthews

“Geisha are not courtesans or wives. We sell our skills, not our bodies. We create another secret world, a place only of beauty.”

Michelle Yeoh - Mameha

“A figure with curves offers a lot of interesting angles.”
Mae West - Tira

“Have you ever noticed, it's like there's some conspiracy with women. You look at them, they look at each other. You know... they're thinking something, right?”
Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost

“Gertie, don't you ever dream that there's more to life than this? Don't you want to meet people who talk about books and words and have visions? Gertie, I can't settle for a new dress, a picnic, now and then, living out in the bush for the rest of my life. I might just as well be dead.”
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn

I think the biggest difference between men and women is that men are basic. Just basic. There's not a whole lot of frills. That's why, ladies, when you ask a fella a question, the answer you get is, "I don't know." Basic.
Bill Engvall - Himself

“- Kyle Brenner: If I get married it's going to be a cosmetics counter girl.
- Michael Delany: Why a cosmetics counter girl?
- Kyle Brenner: It's the perfect woman, man. You know they're always going to smell good and wear makeup, plus, they're not too ambitious so they'll make a good wife and they're not going to be one of those damn feminist...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jake Busey - Kyle Brenner
Jerry O'Connell - Michael Delany

“We're clearly soldiers in petticoats, and dauntless crusaders for women's a-votes! Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.”
Glynis Johns - Mrs. Banks

“This is all so civilized, Edward. That's what you like, isn't it? Civilized people, polite ladies with pedigrees who look good at the opera, and never make you laugh too hard, and never make you feel too much. I've had a lot of time to think about this and don't tell me it's the war, when I've been waiting for six months to hear whether you're...” (continue)(continue reading)

Melanie Griffith - Linda Voss

“One should never trust a woman.”
Akim Tamiroff - Uncle Pio

“Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.”
Elizabeth Banks - Gail

“Uh, yeah, well, if she calls, just be gentle. You know, like, you're really happy to hear from her. Like you really miss her. Women love that shit.”
Stephen Tobolowsky - Max

You're a real cool customer on the court, real chill out there, can't be rattled in your game, you don't even fall for that "nigger" shit out there on the court, but when it comes to your woman that's a different matter altogether, look at you I didn't even talk trash and you're already scared, I didn't even push up on the sister and you're... (continue)(continue reading)

Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane

“Every time! Send a man to do a woman's job, and that's what you get.”
Faye Dunaway - Selena

“I'm not leaving till the morning, but you know the rules when I go: no bitches after eleven.”
Jim Carrey - Charlie

“Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.”
Will Smith - Hitch

“- James Bond: There are a few things I'd like to check out first, sir. That sniper, for instance.
- M: Yes. I've read Saunders report. You jeopardized the entire mission to avoid shooting a beautiful girl.
- James Bond: Not exactly, sir. I took a split second decision. It was instinct.”
Robert Brown - M
Timothy Dalton - James Bond