Women quotes

“- Governor Weatherby Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
- Elizabeth Swann: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.”

Jonathan Pryce - Governor Weatherby Swann
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann

“- J.B. Armstrong: Sorry, I didn't know you were a woman.
- Tugboat Annie: I've been a woman for a long time. But, I'm still the best tugboat man on the coast - and that's putting it mild.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie

“- John Biebe: Women don't like being referred to as fat mammals, Skank.
- 'Skank' Marden: I never would've said that to her face!”
Russell Crowe - John Biebe
Ron Eldard - Skank' Marden

“Men are attracted to flawed women too of course, but their illusion is that they can fix them. They just want to be entertained. The truth about women is that you can do anything to them except bore them.”
Javier Bardem - Reiner

“If I'm a bitch, then yo mama's a bitch. Bitch!”
Janet Jackson - Justice

“It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it, so you do the math.”

Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“This woman isn't meant for this era. When will women have their place?”
Jin-hee Ji - Min Jeong-ho

“Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- Major General: Damn cheek! With women leading our armies we'll never have a good war again.
- Mabel Stanley: So true! So true.”
Bill Kerr - Major General
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“- Agent Tony Kent: Do you mind if I look at your armpit?
- Nancy Coplin: My armpit?
- Agent Tony Kent: It's my favorite part of a woman's body.”
Josh Brolin - Agent Tony Kent
Patricia Arquette - Nancy Coplin

“- Dale Tremont: Madge, have you any objections if I scare your husband so that he'll never look at another woman?
- Madge Hardwick: Dale, no husband is ever too scared to look.”
Ginger Rogers - Dale Tremont
Helen Broderick - Madge Hardwick

“Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.”
Bill Cosby

“There's definitely something in the air tonight, Charlie. That's three women in a row he's had.”

Robert Buchanan - Andy

“A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.”
Al Pacino - John Milton

“Here she is, boys. Her name's Dallas. She ain't as sweet as she looks. She stole everything from me. You gotta watch out, 'cause she'll do you twice as fast as you'd do her.”

Bruce Willis - Muddy Grimes

“- James Bond: Your beauty's a problem. You worry you won't be taken seriously.
- Vesper Lynd: Which one can say of any attractive woman with half a brain.”
Daniel Craig - James Bond
Eva Green - Vesper Lynd

“- Kate Forster: It's nice. It's safe.
- Anna: Christ, he's in prison, isn't he? You're one of those women, aren't you?”
Sandra Bullock - Kate Forster
Shohreh Aghdashloo - Anna

- Sidney Deane: Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman".
- Billy Hoyle: What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I tried to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it.
- Sidney Deane: Wait a minute. I didn't talk you out of anything. I presented you with an option and you took it.
Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane
Woody Harrelson - Billy Hoyle

“Stay away from me! I have pepper spray on my keychain!”

Anna Faris - April

Sorry, I've never been on “Oprah”.
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“Evil is good and ass is good, and if you find you a piece of evil ass: woo!”
Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“- Troy: You black bitches are all the same.
- Robin Stokes: Bitch?
- Troy: Y'all always complaining about how nobody don't want your ass, don't nobody know how to treat ya! Then you meet a man, a brother, with genuine interest in ya, and you gotta act simple. Then you wonder why we date white women.
- Robin Stokes: A white woman can have your...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mykelti Williamson - Troy
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“A hundred years ago, it was inconceivable for a woman to be a college graduate! You should look back to see how far we've come!”

Marian Seldes - President Jocelyn Carr

“- Tom Hardy: I've never had a woman partner before.
- Jo Christman: Neither have I.”

Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy
Sarah Jessica Parker - Jo Christman

“- Rachel: It is always women like you who are most victimized by anti-choice: indigent women, third-world women, women of color.
- Ruth Stoops: I'm not a colored woman!”
Kelly Preston - Rachel
Laura Dern - Ruth Stoops