Women quotes

“I have a theory why women like racing drivers... It's not because they respect what we do, driving round and round in circles. It's our closeness to death. They can see that in you, they feel that in you.”
Chris Hemsworth - James Hunt

“Behind every great woman is a great, embarrassing first menstruation story.”
Emily Bergl - Talia

“- Lisa Simpson: But I'm so angry.
- Marge Simpson: You're a woman. You can hold on to it forever.”
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson
Julie Kavner - Marge Simpson

“- Peter Pevensie: That's the trouble with girls. You can't carry a map in your heads.
- Lucy Pevensie: That's because our heads have something in them.”
William Moseley - Peter Pevensie
Georgie Henley - Lucy Pevensie

“She's going to get everything. That's the way these old guys are. Tough as nails, biggest son of a bitch in the world, she touches his shriveled-up little noodle, and his brains turn to frozen yogurt. She'll marry him, screw him six feet into the ground and then get everything!”

Jere Burns - Glen

“- Melvin Udall: Can I ask you a personal question?
- Simon Bishop: Sure.
- Melvin Udall: You ever get an erection over a woman?”
Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall
Greg Kinnear - Simon Bishop

“- Ossie: What did the princess look like?
- Grandfather: Close your eyes. Now do you see a beautiful woman?
- Ossie: Yea.
- Grandfather: Well, that's her. That's the beautiful princess.”
Ciarán Fitzgerald - Ossie
David Kelly - Grandfather

- Ted: Spanish girls tend to be really promiscuous.
- Fred: You're such a prig.
- Ted: No, I wasn't using "promiscuous" pejoratively. It's just a fact. They have completely different attitudes toward sex.
- Fred: Well, I wasn't using "prig" pejoratively.
Taylor Nichols - Ted Boynton
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“- King Marchand: I don't care if you are a man.
- Victoria Grant: I'm... not a man.
- King Marchand: I still don't care.”

James Garner - King Marchand
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant

“The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.”
Rupert Everett - Algy

“- Wolff: What the hell are you?
- Niki: What do you think I am, you scrawny earthbag? I'm a woman!”
Peter Strauss - Wolff
Molly Ringwald - Niki

- Sam Simms: Don't just stand there. Say "Hello".
- Luke Davenport: Hello!
- Sam Simms: Just make the girl go deaf. They love that.
Sinbad - Sam Simms
Brock Pierce - Luke Davenport

“If you were in prison, you'd be raped because you exude feminine qualities. You're also a big ole fat piece of ass.”

Danny McBride - Fred Simmons

“My aunt was in the restaurant business all her life. There's no way in hell a career waitress comes to work in high heels. She'd have blisters the size of pancakes before lunch.”

Vin Diesel - Xander Cage

“I don't know much about women. I've been married for 28 years, you know.”
Wallace Beery - General Director Preysing

“All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!”

Juliet Stevenson - Paula Paxton

“A woman shouldn't have bigger shoulders than a man.”

Heather McComb - Zoe

“The devil wears a gray skirt.”
Ron Livingston - Percy Anderson

“Women are a labyrinth, my friend. Can I be frank? I don't think you listen to her. I think you tell her what she wants to hear. She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is, all the complicated splendor that is women.”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“Where questions of self-sacrifice are concerned, men are infinitely beyond us!”
Frances O'Connor - Gwendolen

“- Dr. Eisendrath: You know, I feel it's important to get off on the right foot and not get caught up in blame. Now, which one of you is impotent?
- Jane Spencer: Uh, that would be him.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Why don't you ask who's frigid?
- Jane Spencer: Uh, that would be him also.”
Earl Boen - Dr. Eisendrath
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

I'm not going to use the b-word. I just call you all “unstable creatures”.
Omar Gooding - Sweetpea

“Being a woman it's not half bad. It's being both that is the bitch.”

Perry King - Steve Brooks

“A woman's juices are the best disinfectant.”
Anna Ammirati - Lola

“A woman needs to be loved, and that's true. But it's not the whole truth. She also needs somebody to love.”
Rachel McAdams - Kay Nesbitt