Women quotes

“I'd look at them and I noticed, they don't stay like this. None of 'em. They put on years and pounds and wrinkles. And I got one like that at home. And we can talk to each other. I know her and I'll always know her.”

Danny DeVito - Jimmy Merino

“Women, then, are a huge threat to the Church.”
Tom Hanks - Robert Langdon

“- Charlie Osgood: Chastity, how could you have anything important to say? You're a girl.
- Chastity: Oh, that's right, sometimes I forget.”
Matt Kawczynski - Charlie Osgood
Lorene Scafaria - Chastity

“It’s my fault. I gave her the confidence to think she was more than an unemployed housewife.”

Robert De Niro - Rudy

“Yesterday, I was fine. I mean, physically speaking, I was fine. But today? I'm not fine. This morning at the coffee shop they were unofficially sponsoring Hot Women Wearing No Bras Day.”
Josh Hartnett - Matt

“- Mr. Henderson: Do they know something we don't?
- Dr. Allen Chamberlain: They are led by a woman. What does a woman know?”
Stephen Dunham - Mr. Henderson
Jonathan Hyde - Dr. Allen Chamberlain

“Remember, you are a smart, strong, beautiful, independent woman and you don't need a man to complete you.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“I tried to stop it. I did everything I could, but they hated her. They hated her so much. They hated that she was smarter than them, they hated being out there with someone who had to squat to piss. I tried to save her. I did everything I could, but I couldn't make them stop.”

Brad Beyer - Bransford

“Why is it boys talk so much, when they have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no one will listen?”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- Sir William Cecil: Forgive me, Madam, but you are only a woman...
- Elizabeth I: I may be a woman but if I choose I have the heart of a man! I am my father's daughter. I am not afraid of anything.”
Richard Attenborough - Sir William Cecil
Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth I

“You can have too much money, you can have too many women, but you can't have too much vodka.”
Joshua Mikel - Drake

“Women are details. If you don't got the details, do not talk to a woman.”
Bill Engvall - Himself

- Artemus Gordon: She's a breath of fresh ass.
- James West: Pardon me?
- Artemus Gordon: What?
- James West: You said "ass".
- Artemus Gordon: No, I didn't. I said "It's nice having her on board, she's a breast of fresh air".
- James West: Let's just get some shut ass.

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“She looked at me like I was a dope, which I never really minded from her. And she had a point, I guess. We knew each other as well then as now. Anyway, well enough.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“- Agent 99: Are you staring at my butt?
- Maxwell Smart: No, no, I... I was, but I'm not... I'm staring again.”
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“- Agent 99: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
- Maxwell Smart: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.”
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“No-one can shoot you down because a woman one time stepped on your heart and left a scar in its wake.”

Michael C. Maronna - Jeff Davis

“- Jonah Baldwin: Will she scratch up your back?
- Sam Baldwin: [shocked] What?
- Jonah Baldwin: In the movies, women are always scratching up the men's back and screaming and stuff when they're having sex.”
Ross Malinger - Jonah Baldwin
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin

“A man just comes along and he buys us off a shelf. Then he plays. Plays with us until he thinks we're no longer fun. Or until he gets us all dirty, right? Then he just wants to throw us away.”
Lynn Whitfield - Brandi Web

“Miles, these women are too big to be fooling with... I'm afraid that in the heat of passion, one of them is gonna roll over on you... squash you dead!”

Matthew Lillard - Billy Brubaker

“What are we ladies? What are we? We are waitresses at the banquet of life! Get into that kitchen and rattle them pots and pans - and you better look pretty good doin' it too, 'else you gonna lose you good thing. And why do we do that, I'll tell you why we do that? We do that to find love - Oh I love to be in love - don't you love to be in love?”
Bette Midler - Mary Rose Foster

“- Ray Castro: Why are hurricanes named after women?
- Montel Gordon: I don't know.
- Ray Castro: Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car.”
Luis Guzmán - Ray Castro
Don Cheadle - Montel Gordon

“You know what it's time for... supermodel documentary hour!”
Emmy Laybourne - Helen

“- Albert Goldman: Don't give me that tone!
- Armand Goldman: What tone?
- Albert Goldman: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
- Armand Goldman: You're not a woman.
- Albert Goldman: Oh, you bastard!”
Nathan Lane - Albert Goldman
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

“- Jack Benteen: You know, Hank, the next thing, you're gonna be complaining about the state legislature making women a Ranger. You know that.
- Sheriff Hank Pearson: Hell, I don't care, as long as she's six-foot-six, mean as a snake. State legislature.”
Nick Nolte - Jack Benteen
Rip Torn - Sheriff Hank Pearson