Women quotes

“- Stan: This is a man's game. It requires a man's cunning, a man's intelligence...
- Katie: With a woman's touch.”

Matthew Faison - Stan
Ann Ryerson - Katie

“I never argue with women, and certainly not one with a gun!”
Errol Flynn - Kerry Bradford

“The best weapon a woman has is a man's imagination.”
Maureen O'Sullivan - Jane

“You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town.”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“- Travis Henderson: This is not a place to bring a fancy woman. Wouldn't you say? If you had a fancy woman, would you bring her in a place like this?
- Hunter Henderson: What's a fancy woman?”

Harry Dean Stanton - Travis Henderson
Hunter Carson - Hunter Henderson

“You have everything it takes to make a lovely woman except the one essential: an understanding heart. And without that you might just as well be made of bronze.”

John Halliday - Seth Lord

“A woman, young, beautiful like you, can get anything she wants in the world. Because you have power over men! But you must use men! Not let them use you. You must be a master! Not a slave.”

Alphonse Ethier - Cragg

“- Robin: This person who dumped her, she was gay, right?
- Holly: Yeah, but even with gay girls there are no guarantees. They're very emotional. That's about all I know. They love uniforms and don't break their hearts.
- Robin: Uniforms?
- Holly: Oh, yeah, all kinds. Especially UPS.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Robin
Drew Barrymore - Holly

“Girls like muscles. They like muscles and romantic dinners.”
Jonathan Tucker - Todd

“- Shanti: Is there any scientific or forensic insight likely to be gained by spying on this woman in the shower?
- Denny: Shanti, we're trying to make sure the woman's clean.”
Erika Alexander - Shanti
Adam Goldberg - Denny

“Shit! The chicks are packed! The chicks are packed!”

Marcelino Sánchez - Rembrandt

“You should forget females. Stick to Nintendo.”
Kadeem Hardison - Antoine Tyler

“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell

“- Nikki Downing: Look at her. Isn't she perfect?
- Harry Crumb: Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I mean, look at the size of her head. She must be enormous... But easy to find.”
Shawnee Smith - Nikki Downing
John Candy - Harry Crumb

“- V: There is a place you can touch on a woman that will make her go crazy.
- Frank: Where?
- V: Her heart.”
Melanie Griffith - V
Michael Patrick Carter - Frank

“Just like all dames, she don't know whether she's coming or going.”
Eddie Acuff - Bus Driver

“- Song Liling: Why in Beijing opera are woman's roles traditionally played by men?
- Comrade Chin: I don't know. Most probably a remnant of the reactionary and patriarchal social structure.
- Song Liling: No. It's because only a man knows how a woman is supposed to act.”
John Lone - Song Liling
Shizuko Hoshi - Comrade Chin

“- Peggy Sue: I am a grown woman with a lifetime of experience that you can't understand.
- Charlie Bodell: Yeah, girls mature faster than guys.”
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue
Nicolas Cage - Charlie Bodell

“All you women have ever done is, what? Some French chick invented kryptonite, or something.”

Bill Maher - Jim

“For her husband, I need a man who is far too enamored of women in general to make the mistake of loving one in particular.”

Sam Neill - The King

“You can't ask for advice about the woman you're trying to hose from the woman you're trying to hose!”
Cheech Marin - Romeo Posar

“Don't go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Watts

“- Brantley Foster: You know, somebody sold you a bill of goods and convinced you you had to be 21 forever. That's bullshit. I think you're terrific; I think the only thing wrong with you is your husband is a jerk. You're beautiful, you're intelligent, you're sensuous...
- Vera Prescott: Say that again!
- Brantley Foster: Which part?
- Vera...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael J. Fox - Brantley Foster
Margaret Whitton - Vera Prescott

“- Becker: Ah Philip, are those girls girls?
- Phillip: They're all girls.”
Eric Roberts - Becker
Tim Finn - Phillip

“- Willie Scott: That's the maharaja? A kid?
- Short Round: Maybe he likes older women.”
Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott
Jonathan Ke Quan - Short Round