Bette Midler movie quotes
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- From the movie: Scenes from a Mall
“- Nick: Am I the kind of guy who loses his temper?
- Deborah: Please! You smashed the mime in the jaw!
- Nick: I gave him 100 bucks...” - From the movie: For the Boys
“Shut the fuck up. It's Christmastime. I'm gonna sing you a little song.”
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“- Winifred Sanderson: Sisters, All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!
- Sarah: Amok! [dances around]
- Sarah: Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok... [Winifred punches Sarah in the stomach]
- Sarah: Ugh!” - From the movie: Beaches
“You're not dead yet: so stop living as if you are!”
- From the movie: Scenes from a Mall
“- Nick: I don't know how our marriage lasted.
- Deborah: Mutual death wish.” - From the movie: The Stepford Wives
“- Bobbie Markowitz: Add it up. All the women around here are perfect sex-kitten bimbos. All the men are drooling nerds. Doesn't that seem strange?
- Joanna Eberhart: Not to me.
- Bobbie Markowitz: Why not?
- Joanna Eberhart: I work in television.” - From the movie: That Old Feeling
“I haven't been this happy since it was okay to take drugs.”
- From the movie: Beaches
“Are you ready for your radar, dear?”
- From the movie: The Stepford Wives
“- Joanna Eberhart: We're trespassing!
- Bobbie Markowitz: Only if we get caught.” - From the movie: Fantasia 2000
“You may not know this, but over the years, the Disney artists have cooked up dozens of ideas for new Fantasia segments. Some of them made it to the big screen this time. But others, lots of others - how could I put this politely - didn't.”
- From the movie: For the Boys
- Eddie Sparks: What'd you tell him?
- Dixie Leonard: I said to him "Darling, sex between two people can be a beautiful thing".
- Eddie Sparks: Oh, yeah.
- Dixie Leonard: "But between four people... fantastic!". - From the movie: Big Business
“After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.”
“My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.”
“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.”
- From the movie: Big Business
“I hate men who smell like beer and bean dip... and makin' love in the back of recreational vehicles!”
- From the movie: For the Boys
“- Eddie Sparks: Look at this. I'm 91-years-old. 50 years I've been waiting for this chance. Dixie, please let's go upstairs.
- Dixie Leonard: What, to your room?
- Eddie Sparks: Yeah.
- Dixie Leonard: And then we get undressed?
- Eddie Sparks: Yeah.
- Dixie Leonard: And then we get into bed?
- Eddie Sparks: Yeah.
- Dixie Leonard: And then what?” - From the movie: The Stepford Wives
- Joanna Eberhart: Hey, aren't you Bobbie Markowitz? I love your books. What was the name of that book, the one about your mother?
- Bobbie Markowitz: "I Love You, But Please Die". - From the movie: For the Boys
- From the movie: The First Wives Club
- From the movie: Big Business
“- Sadie Ratliff: Isn't it exciting?
- Rose Ratliff: Oh yeah, the noise, the smog, the crowds, the muggers, sex fiends, white slavers, politicians, it's a pistol. I got about as much use for it as a toad has for spit curls!” - From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“- Billy Butcherson: [to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth] Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!
- Billy Butcherson: [to Max] I've waited centuries to say that.
- Max: Say what you want; just don't breathe on me!
- Winifred Sanderson: Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasence!” - From the movie: Beaches
“Sexual attraction has nothing to do with character. Unless you're Eleanor Roosevelt.”
- From the movie: For the Boys
“- Eddie Sparks: Alright. How long's it now been - eight years since Michael is dead?
- Dixie Leonard: You shut up!
- Eddie Sparks: No. You let me talk. Now enough is enough here. That boy needs a father. He needs a man in his life - somebody he can talk to, somebody who can teach him, somebody who can show him.” - From the movie: Scenes from a Mall
“- Nick: Now I feel like the scumbag of all time.
- Deborah: You are.”
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