Bette Midler movie quotes

“- Eddie Sparks: What? We're short on time. Two minutes time. Well, Dixie do you have any ideas of what we can do in two minutes?
- Dixie Leonard: Not unless your part rabbit.”
James Caan - Eddie Sparks
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard

“- Joanna Eberhard: If you're in Manhattan, what do you do if you find out you're neighbour is sick?
- Roger Bannister: Call her...
- Bobbie Markowitz: To see if she is going to die...
- Roger Bannister: So we could rent the apartment.”
Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart
Roger Bart - Roger Bannister
Bette Midler - Bobbie Markowitz

“- Max: You've messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I'm going to summon the burning rain of death!
- Winifred, Sarah and Mary Sanderson: The burning rain of death?
- Max: [lights lighter]
vWinifred Sanderson: Look, he makes fire in his hand.
- Max: [raises lighter to sprinkler, and the spreads out his arms...” (continue)(continue reading)
Omri Katz - Max
Bette Midler - Winifred
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah
Kathy Najimy - Mary

“But enough about me, let's talk about you... what do you think of me?”
Bette Midler - CC Bloom

“- Winifred Sanderson: Why? Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?
- Sarah: Just lucky, I guess.”
Bette Midler - Winifred
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah

“- Mary: Think soothing thoughts...rabid bats, black death, mummy's scorpion pie.
- Sanderson sisters: Mother.”
Kathy Najimy - Mary
Bette Midler - Winifred
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah

“- CC Bloom: Hmm. Marge, you ought to cut down on the gasoline. It's bad for the complexion.
- Hillary: She could be dead.
- CC Bloom: Nah. If she was dead she would've dropped the bottle.”

Bette Midler - CC Bloom
Barbara Hershey - Hillary Whitney Essex

“- Winifred: They opened it!! Ha, ha! Come, sisters, we fly!
- Mary: We fly! On what...?”
Bette Midler - Winifred
Kathy Najimy - Mary

“If you know what women want, you can rule!”
Bette Midler - Dr. J.M. Perkins

“- Leona Bloom: [CC is at the beach, telling her mother that she's left John] What do you mean, you left him? What happened? After only three years, you left him? Was it another woman?
- CC Bloom: [rolls eyes] It's not a soap opera, Leona. Everything with you is a soap opera.
- Leona Bloom: Tell me, honey. Go ahead. Get it off your chest.
- CC...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lainie Kazan - Leona Bloom
Bette Midler - CC Bloom

“- Sandy: He's not going to hurt us.
- Lauren: Why not?
- Sandy: 'Cause we're gonna be raped and murdered in this building.”

Bette Midler - Sandy
Shelley Lee Long - Lauren

“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: When men know women are a certain age...
- Elise Elliot Atchison: Goodbye love.
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: Hello pop-tarts.”
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“- Winifred Sanderson: Twist the bones and bend the back.
- Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.
- Winifred Sanderson: Trim him of his baby fat.
- Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.
- Winifred Sanderson: Give him fur black as black, just...
- Mary Sanderson: Like...
- Sarah: This!”
Bette Midler - Winifred
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah
Kathy Najimy - Mary

“- Max: [after Max drinks the vial] Now you have no choice! You'll have to take me!
- Winifred Sanderson: What a fool to give us thy life... for thy sister's.”
Omri Katz - Max
Bette Midler - Winifred

“Pretty is nice, but still it's just pretty
Perfect, my dears, is me.”

Bette Midler - Georgette

“Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre.”

Bette Midler - Winifred

“- Sandy: Oh, my... that kind of evening?
- Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to; no money changed hands!”

Bette Midler - Sandy
Shelley Lee Long - Lauren

“- CC: What will I do without my best friend?
- John Pierce: You've got me.
- CC: [smiling sadly] It's not the same.”

Bette Midler - CC Bloom
John Heard - John Pierce

“Alone in the dark with thousands of men. There is a God after all!”

Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard

“- CC Bloom: Harry, did you catch that set? Those people loved me! So, I was wondering if I could borrow fifty dollars until pay day.
- Harry: No.
- CC Bloom: What the hell is this, a piano bar or a Nazi work camp? I'm singing my heart out for bupkus, peanuts. I'm eating dog food and you can't even give me fifty dollars you already owe me [Harry...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bette Midler - CC Bloom
Robert Ball - Harry

“- Harry Zimm: Doris, I don't know how I feel about this.
- Doris Saphron: You seem to feel fine about it.
- Harry Zimm: I mean, morally, you know. Murray was a friend.
- Doris Saphron: Murray's dead.”

Gene Hackman - Harry Zimm
Bette Midler - Doris Saphron

“- Rose Shelton: I had other plans this evening.
- Sadie Shelton: I know what your plans were, to hold up in your room and make love to the pastry cart. Now put down the éclair and get down there.”
Lily Tomlin - Rose Shelton
Bette Midler - Sadie Shelton

“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: Let's examine the evidence. Look! All bottles and gallon jugs!
- Elise Elliot Atchison: I had guests!
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: Who? Guns N' Roses?”

Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“- Nick: Your constant interrupting of me...
- Deborah: Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sentence.”
Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah

“Who's supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It's a conspiracy, I know it is! I've had enough. I'm leading a protest. I'm not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!”

Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman