Bette Midler movie quotes

“- Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating?
- Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning.
- Master's Wife: Yeah, sure, me too.”
Penny Marshall - Master's wife
Bette Midler - Winifred

“- Elise Elliot Atchison: You always talked about me behind my back!
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: You deserved it!”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman

“Stop! I smell children.”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“- Lilly Leonard: At least I was faithful!
- Dan De Mora: Yeah, you were faithful like a Kennedy was faithful!”
Bette Midler - Lilly Leonard
Dennis Farina - Dan De Mora

“- Eddie Sparks: I got a big king-size bed.
- Dixie Leonard: You wanna lie down, Eddie?
- Eddie Sparks: Is that an offer?
- Dixie Leonard: It's a recommendation.”

James Caan - Eddie Sparks
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard

“He said I looked like his mother. He hates his mother. So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father... this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control.”

Bette Midler - Barbara Stone

“- Louise: You really could have been something, mother.
- Mama Rose: If I could have been, I would have been. And that's show business.”
Cynthia Gibb - Louise
Bette Midler - Mama Rose