Brad Pitt movie quotes

“- The Narrator: What do you do for a living?
- Tyler Durden: Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?”
Edward Norton - The Narrator
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“- Louis: Do you think I would let them harm you?
- Claudia: No, you would not, Louis. Danger holds you to me.
- Louis: Love holds you to me.”
Brad Pitt - Louis
Kirsten Dunst - Claudia

“Well, now, I've always believed that done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be a totally unpleasant experience.”
Brad Pitt - J.D.

“You never have to buy no fruit on account, it's all on the trees everywhere you turn. And they ain't got no speed limits. I hear your first month's rent is free, state law. So I'm thinking till we get settled we'll just move around from month to month.”

Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“- Claudia: You... fed on me.
- Louis: Yes. And he found me with you, and he cut his wrist and fed you from it, and you were a vampire and have been every night thereafter.
- Claudia: You both did it.
- Louis: I took your life... He gave you another one.
- Claudia: And here it is, and I hate you both.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claudia
Brad Pitt - Louis

“Using that model they managed to generate every thought I could possibly have in the next, say, 10 years. Which they then filtered through a probability matrix of some kind to - to determine everything I was gonna do in that period. So you see, she knew I was gonna lead the Army of the Twelve Monkeys into the pages of history before it ever even...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“- Tyler Durden: Why? I don't know why; I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
- The Narrator: No, but that's a good thing.
- Tyler Durden: No, it is not. How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Early Grayce: Only thing my old man ever gave me was this goddamn .45 Japanese, but it's pretty good. Go on, shoot it.
- Brian Kessler: No, I never did this. I don't know how to do this.
- Early Grayce: Yeah, you can do it. Point and shoot the damn thing… No, bud, you're jerking it. You're all like this. You gotta hold it soft, like your pecker.”
Brad Pitt - Early Grayce
David Duchovny - Brian Kessler

“You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“You lack the courage of your convictions, sir. Do it!”
Brad Pitt - Louis

“There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we for then?”
Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“Is it just me, or did this trip go downhill since we ran out of Lucky Lager?”
Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“- Holli Would: You want to know what it is about you that really kicks my ass, Harris?
- Frank Harris: How about my foot?”
Kim Basinger - Holli Would
Brad Pitt - Detective Frank Harris

“Cold weather makes people stupid and that's a fact.”
Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“When you get there tell my wife that two years in prison camp is roughly equal to four years of marriage and I'm glad to be free of them both.”

Brad Pitt - Heinrich Harrer

“- Alfred: You don't have to be a genius to figure out they going to come after you for this.
- Tristan: Yeah. Alfred?
- Alfred: Yeah?
- Tristan: I want to ask you to watch over my children. Watch over Samuel.
- Alfred: Brother, it will be an honor.”
Aidan Quinn - Alfred Ludlow
Brad Pitt - Tristan Ludlow

“- Police Officer at Gluttony crime scene: I didn't touch anything... but he's had his face in a plate of spaghetti for about forty five minutes now.
- Mills: Wait a minute, no one bothers with vital signs?
- Police Officer at Gluttony crime scene: Did I stutter? This guy ain't breathing unless he's breathing spaghetti sauce.”

Brad Pitt - Mills

“On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.”

Brad Pitt - Mills

“- Alfred: When are you planning to be married?
- Tristan: Morning.
- Alfred: Damn you, Tristan. You will marry her.
- Tristan: And make a honest woman out of her?
- Alfred: Yes! God damn you to hell.
- Tristan: Yes, I will marry her if she'll have me.
- Alfred: If she'll have you? Do you love her? Or did you seduce her just to spite me?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brad Pitt - Alfred Ludlow

“Reebs. That's what we used to call them when we was kids. It's beer spelled backwards.”
Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules.”
Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“- John Doe: Realize detective, the only reason that I'm here right now is that I wanted to be.
- Mills: No, no, we would have got you eventually.
- John Doe: Oh really? So, what were you doing? Biding your time? Toying with me? Allowing five innocent people to die until you felt like springing your trap?”

Kevin Spacey - John Doe
Brad Pitt - Mills