Brad Pitt movie quotes

- Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
- Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Signal intelligence shit, CIA shit"? "Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit?". I don't think so!

Frances McDormand - Linda Litzke
Brad Pitt - Chad Feldheimer

“Why kill you now, Prince of Troy, with no one here to see you fall?”

Brad Pitt - Achilles

“- Louis: Where are we?
- Lestat: Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice, filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy? Is this fitting, proper enough?
- Louis: We belong in hell.
- Lestat: And what if there is no hell, or they don't want us there? Ever think of that?
- Louis: But there was a hell, and no matter where we moved to, I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brad Pitt - Louis
Tom Cruise - Lestat

“That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely, and yet I can't recall any sunrise before it. I watched the whole magnificence of the dawn for the last time as if it were the first. And then I said farewell to sunlight, and set out to become what I became.”
Brad Pitt - Louis

“- Danny Ocean: Alright, well... I'll see you when I see you.
- Rusty Ryan: Hey, next time? Try keeping the weight off in between.
- Danny Ocean: Hey. Settle down. Have a couple of kids.”

George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“- Achilles: Play your tricks on me. But not on my cousin.
- Odysseus: You have your swords. I have my tricks. We play with the toys the gods give us.”
Brad Pitt - Achilles
Sean Bean - Odysseus

“You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“- Bartender: How's the game going?
- Rusty Ryan: Longest hour of my life.
- Bartender: [not hearing him] What?
- Rusty Ryan: I'm running away with your wife.
- Bartender: Great!”
Mark Gantt - Bartender
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“- William Parrish: Do you know about money?
- Joe Black: It can't buy happiness?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“- Tom O'Meara: What's the money for? I was thinking guns. I was thinking IRA.
- Rory: I need that money, Tom!
- Tom O'Meara: Why? So other eight-year-olds can watch their fathers gunned down in front of them?”
Harrison Ford - Tom O'Meara
Brad Pitt - Rory Devaney

“- Car Thief: So you shoot me?
- Jerry Welbach: It's the American way.”
Richard Coca - Car Thief
Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach

- Jane Smith: My parents died when I was five. I'm an orphan.
- John Smith: Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding?
- Jane Smith: Paid actor.
- John Smith: I said, I said I saw your dad on "Fantasy Island"!
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith
Brad Pitt - John Smith

“There was this guy, and he was always requesting shows that had already played. Yes. No. You have to tell her before. He couldn't quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn't make it be yesterday. She couldn't turn back time, thank you, Einstein! Now, he was nuts! He was a fruitcake, Jim!”
Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“Give that guy a raise!”

Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“- John Smith:I never told you, but I was married once before.
- Jane Smith: [slams on the brakes]
- John Smith: What's wrong with you?
- Jane Smith: You're what's wrong with me John?
- John Smith: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.
- Jane Smith: Oh, that's better. That's much better… What's her name and social security number?
- John Smith: No,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Brad Pitt - John Smith
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith

“- John Doe: It's more comfortable for you to label me as insane.
- Mills: It's very comfortable.”
Kevin Spacey - John Doe
Brad Pitt - Mills

“- Tom Bishop: Happy?
- Nathan Muir: Seventy-four casualties, an apartment block leveled, one dead terrorist? Yeah, happy.
- Tom Bishop: We have some fucked up barometer for success, don't we?”

Brad Pitt - Tom Bishop
Robert Redford - Nathan Muir

“Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight?”

Brad Pitt - Achilles

“Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!”

Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“- Susan Parrish: Do you love making love to me?
- Joe Black: Yes.
- Susan Parrish: More than peanut butter?
- Joe Black: Yes. Much more.”
Claire Forlani - Susan Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“- Tom Bishop: Nathan, we killed this man. We used him and we killed him. Okay, then you got to help me understand this one. You got... Nathan, what are we doing here? And don't give me some bullshit about the greater good.
- Nathan Muir: That's exactly what it's about. Because what we do is unfortunately very, very necessary.”

Brad Pitt - Tom Bishop
Robert Redford - Nathan Muir

“You're a stupid man, Mr. Burke. You only see me standing between you and your money. You're forgetting about the thousand men standing behind me. That's a mistake.”
Brad Pitt - Rory Devaney

“- Marina: I saved your life!
- Sinbad: Oh, I would've been fine. I always am.
- Marina: Right. So ungrateful. It's just typical.
- Sinbad: And you chipped the paint! Right here, look at it! That's more than a little scratch!”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marina
Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“- Tom Bishop: All right, so what else? What else do I need to know?
- Nathan Muir: Put away some money so you can die someplace warm and don't ever touch it. Not for anyone, ever.
- Tom Bishop: Okay, is that it?
- Nathan Muir: Don't ever risk your life for an asset. If it comes down to you or them... send flowers.”

Brad Pitt - Tom Bishop
Robert Redford - Nathan Muir

“- John Smith: How many? Ok... I'll go first, then. I don't keep exact count, but I'd say, high 50s, low 60s. I mean, I know I've been around the block an all, but...
- Jane Smith: 312.
- John Smith: What? How?
- Jane Smith: Some were two at a time.”

Brad Pitt - John Smith
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith