Brad Pitt movie quotes

“- Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...
- Danny Ocean: Sure.
- Rusty Ryan: But they're also...
- Danny Ocean: That's right.”
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Bass: You say that with pride.
- Edwin Epps: I say it as fact.”

Michael Fassbender - Bass
Brad Pitt - Edwin Epps

“This is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it!”

Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“- The Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
- Tyler Durden: Good answer.
- The Narrator: How about you?
- Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
- The Narrator: Lincoln?
- Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“How can one woman do so much damage?”

Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“- Briseis: Am I still your captive?
- Achilles: You're my guest.
- Briseis: Guests can leave whenever they want.”
Rose Byrne - Briseis
Brad Pitt - Achilles

- Ngawang Jigme: Hello, my friend. We did what was best for our country, for Tibet.
- Heinrich Harrer: On the way to Lhasa I would see Tibetans wearing those jackets. "Chinese soldiers very nice. Give food, clothes and money. Very nice". It's strange to me that something so harmless as a jacket can symbolize such a great lie.
- Ngawang Jigme:... (continue)(continue reading)
BD Wong - Ngawang Jigme
Brad Pitt - Heinrich Harrer

“- Ted: I'm not comfortable with this, and I want this out of Hardbodies. We're running a gym here. God.
- Chad Feldheimer: Manolo, you didn't find this.
- Manolo: I found it on the floor there.
- Chad Feldheimer: Yeah, I know, but...
- Manolo: Right there on the floor there. Just lying there.”

Richard Jenkins - Ted
Brad Pitt - Chad Feldheimer
Raul Aranas - Manolo

“I made one decision in my life based on money. And I swore I would never do it again.”
Brad Pitt - Billy Beane

“- Louis: What if all I have is my suffering, my regret?
- Armand: Don't you want to lose it?
- Louis: Why? So you can have that too? The heart that mourns her, her that you burnt to a cinder.
- Armand: Louis, I swear that I...
- Louis: Ah, but I know you did. I know. You, who regrets nothing, you, who feels nothing. If that's all I have left to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brad Pitt - Louis
Antonio Banderas - Armand

“- Jackie: You ever kill anyone?
- Driver: No.
- Jackie: It can get touchy-feely.
- Driver: Touchy-feely?
- Jackie: Emotional, not fun, a lot of fuss. They cry. They plead. They beg. They piss themselves. They call for their mothers. It gets embarrassing. I like to kill them softly, from a distance. Not close enough for feelings. Don't like...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brad Pitt - Jackie
Richard Jenkins - Driver

“They say the word peace, but at the end of the day, all they want is surrender.”
Brad Pitt - Rory Devaney

“- Sergeant Davis: Thought you were dead, Collier.
- Wardaddy: The Devil watches over his own.”
Brad William Henke - Sergeant Devis
Brad Pitt - Wardaddy

“- Michael: Why is that, Father? Why do you keep the stubs?
- Father Bobby: Because you never know when someone might want more than your word.
- Michael: Has anyone ever questioned your word before today?
- Father Bobby: No. No one ever has. But there's a first time for everything.”
Brad Pitt - Michael
Robert De Niro - Father Bobby

“I'm a mental patient. I'm supposed to act out! Wait'll you morons find out who I am! My father's gonna be really upset, and when my father gets upset, the ground shakes! My father is God! I worship my father!”
Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“- Kale: Fiji?
- Sinbad: Think of the beaches!
- Kale: Beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
- Sinbad: Think of the sun!
- Kale: It's monsoon season!
- Sinbad: The women, then!
- Kale: They're cannibals there.
- Sinbad: Exactly!”
Dennis Haysbert - Kale
Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“If this conversation concerns what is factual and what is not, then it must be said that there is no justice nor righteousness in their slavery.”
Brad Pitt - Bass

“- Louis: Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires.
- Claudia: How avant-garde.”
Brad Pitt - Louis

“We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“You're an animal. A dog. All you understand is the fist and boot.”
Brad Pitt - Wardaddy

“- Eddie: This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy.
- John Smith: She tried to kill me.
- Eddie: They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly, and then wham. They hurt you. How you going to handle it?”
Vince Vaughn - Eddie
Brad Pitt - John Smith

“Next German you see with a weapon you rake the dog shit outta him, I don't care if it's a baby with a butter knife in one hand and momma's left titty in the other.”
Brad Pitt - Wardaddy

“- John Smith: The first time we met, what was your first thought?
- Jane Smith: You tell me.
- John Smith: I thought... I thought you looked like Christmas morning, I don't know how else to say it.”
Brad Pitt - John Smith
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith

“- Sgt. Donny Donowitz: Whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous?
- Lt. Archie Hicox: She chose the spot.
- Sgt. Donny Donowitz: Well, isn't that just dandy!
- Lt. Archie Hicox: Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress.
- Lt. Aldo Raine: Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eli Roth - Sgt. Donny Donowitz
Michael Fassbender - Lt. Archie Hicox
Brad Pitt - Lt. Aldo Raine

“Susannah, all we had is dead, as I am dead...marry another.”

Brad Pitt - Tristan Ludlow