Brad Pitt movie quotes

“- Dwight Ingalls: Shultz! I need to get my math book! You know, a book?
- Shultz: The thing with pages?
- Dwight Ingalls: Yeah!”
Brad Pitt - Dwight Ingalls
Robert Glaudini - Shultz

“Don't look for a happy ending. It's not an American story. It's an Irish one.”
Brad Pitt - Rory Devaney

“In this place where time stands still it seems like everything is moving. Including me. I can't say I know where I'm going nor if my bad deeds can be purified. There are so many things I have done that I regret. But when I come to a full stop I hope you understand that the distance between us is not as great as it seems.”
Brad Pitt - Heinrich Harrer

“- Frankie: I don't know who the fuck you are.
- Jackie: Very few guys do.”
Scoot McNairy - Frankie
Brad Pitt - Jackie

“Sam, whatever you've been through, multiply that by 1000 and you'll have a vague conception of where I'm at.”
Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach

“- Jackie: What's he gonna do, fold under questioning? If he does, they'll kill him. If he doesn't, they'll figure he's lying like last time and they'll kill him. Either way, Markie's dead. So why put the poor bastard through a beating? It's a waste of time - not to mention a really unpleasant experience for Markie. Just put him out of his misery...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brad Pitt - Jackie
Richard Jenkins - Driver

“- Tyler Durden: Why would anyone want this shit job?
- The Narrator: Because it affords him other interesting opportunities.
- Tyler Durden: Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films.”

Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“You are a total nutcase, completely deranged, delusional, paranoid. Your thought process is all fucked up. Your information train is jammed, man!”

Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“My beard is staying because it covers my bum shaped chin! (Discussing his much discussed beard).”
Brad Pitt

“- Proteus: Do you have a plan?
- Sinbad: Uh... how about try not to get killed?”
Joseph Fiennes - Proteus
Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“- Rusty Ryan: We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there.
- Danny Ocean: Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.”

Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“I don't know what it takes! I'm new in the fuck you business.”
Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach

“- Malloy: So a vampire can cry.
- Louis: Once, maybe twice in his own eternity. Maybe it was to quench those tears forever that I took such revenge on them.”
Christian Slater - Malloy
Brad Pitt - Louis

“In the end you start thinking about the beginning.”
Brad Pitt - John Smith

“- Rusty Ryan: It can't be done.
- Linus Caldwell: We don't have the manpower.
- Danny Ocean: Or the time.
- Rusty Ryan: Or a way in.”

Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- William Parrish: How perfect for you, to take whatever you want because it pleases you. That's not love.
- Joe Black: Then what is it?
- William Parrish: Some aimless infatuation which, for the moment, you feel like indulging, it's missing everything that matters.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“- Marina: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?
- Sinbad: Hey, if you'd rather take your chances by yourself, that can be arranged!”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marina
Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“Heartthrobs are a dime a dozen.”
Brad Pitt

“- Marina: I'd be tossing and turning, knowing I'm alive... because I let my friend die.
- Sinbad: Augh! I'm not responsible for this mess! And I didn't ask Proteus to put his neck on the line for me!
- Marina: Look, clearly I can't appeal to your honour.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marina
Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“- Jane Smith: Any last words?
- John Smith: The new curtains are hideous.”
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith
Brad Pitt - John Smith

“- Dalai Lama, 14 Years Old: Don't you have friends and family there?
- Heinrich Harrer: A few friends, no family. Keep the light steady, your Holiness.
- Dalai Lama, 14 Years Old: Why? Is everyone dead?
- Heinrich Harrer: Do you know there's another way a sentence can be constructed than a question? I was married but I'm divorced.”
Jamyang Jamtsho Wangchuk - Dalai Lama, 14 Years Old
Brad Pitt - Heinrich Harrer

“- Young Man in Coffee Shop: If you and I were married, I would want to give you what you need, that's all. I'm talking about taking care of each other as best you can. What's wrong with taking care of a woman? She takes care of you.
- Susan Parrish: Well you'll have a hard time finding a woman like that these days.”
Brad Pitt - Young Man in Coffee Shop
Claire Forlani - Susan Parrish

“- Susan Parrish: So you're a one-girl guy?
- Young Man in Coffee Shop: Yes, I am. That's right. Looking for her right now actually. Who knows, you might be her.”
Claire Forlani - Susan Parrish
Brad Pitt - Young Man in Coffee Shop

“- Tom O'Meara: I've fired my gun four times on the street. Four times in 23 years.
- Rory: You pick up a gun, sooner or later, someone gets a bullet.”
Harrison Ford - Tom O'Meara
Brad Pitt - Rory Devaney

“- Lestat: It's your coffin, my love. Enjoy it. Most of us never get to know what it feels like.
- Louis: Why do you do this?
- Lestat: I like to do it. I enjoy it. Take your aesthete's taste to purer things, kill them swiftly, if you will, but do it. For do not doubt: you are a killer, Louis.”
Tom Cruise - Lestat
Brad Pitt - Louis