Burt Reynolds quotes
“I'm just waiting for somebody to say I'm a fag - that's when you're a really big star.”
- From the movie: Rough Cut
“- Gillian Bromley: That was the worst Peter Sellers I have ever heard.
- Jack Rhodes: I wasn't doing Peter Sellers - I was doing Peter Sellers doing Omar Sharif!” - From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit
“Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.”
- From the movie: Without A Paddle
“You can lose your money. You can spend all of it, and if you work hard, you get it all back. But if you waste your time, you're never gonna get it back.”
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit
“- Bandit: You chasin' somebody Sheriff? Somebody chasin' you?
- Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County: Nobody's chasin' me, boy!” - From the movie: All Dogs Go to Heaven
- From the movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
- From the movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
“I got myself a pretty good bullshit detector, and I can tell when somebody's peeing on my boots and telling me it's a rainstorm.”
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit
“When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.”
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit II
“- 'Bandit': Who did it?
- Cledus Snow: Don't look at me.
- Doc: Probably another elephant.
- 'Bandit': I know that, when did it happen?
- Doc: Long time ago.” - From the movie: Boogie Nights
- From the movie: The End
“- Wendell Sonny Lawson: Mom, I've been having trouble getting sleep lately. Do you have any sleeping pills?
- Maureen Lawson: Sleeping pills? I don't think we have any sleeping pills do we, Ben?
- Ben Lawson: Your know darn well we have enough sleeping pills in there to put the whole Mormon Tabernacle Choir in a coma!” - From the movie: The End
“Bless me, Dave, for I have sinned.”
- From the movie: Sharky's Machine
“- Dominoe: This is all you know, isn't it? Pushing, hitting, and punching! Does it make you feel good or something?
- Sharky: Sometimes, yes!” - From the movie: All Dogs Go to Heaven
“These are some of the poorest people I know. They're more broke than the Ten Commandments.”
- From the movie: All Dogs Go to Heaven
“- Itchy Itchiford: Boss, Carface has got thugs, and they've got muscles, and knives, and he's got a monster.
- Charlie B. Barkin: Monster?
- Itchy Itchiford: Boss, they feed it!
- Charlie B. Barkin: Monster?
- Itchy Itchiford: Yes that's what I said, monster!” - From the movie: Stroker Ace
“- Pembrook Feeney: He just made me mad, that's all, so I kicked him in the scrotum.
- Stroker Ace: Scrotum?
- Lugs Harvey: What's a scrotum?
- Stroker Ace: I dunno.
- Lugs Harvey: I think I'll find out.” - From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit II
“- Buford T. Justice: As you can see, Bandit, I've got my piece in my hand.
- 'Bandit': You've got your what in your hand?” - From the movie: Stick
“- Katie: Haven't you ever heard of cholesterol?
- Stick: Yeah, it's the stuff they put in red meat that makes it taste good.” - From the movie: Malone
“- Jo Barlow: Mr. Malone, can I ask you a question? Are you a criminal?
- Malone: I'm sure you could find some people who think so.” - From the movie: Semi-Tough
“- Billy Clyde Puckett: Shake, old buddy, you know what I'm choosing to do?
- Marvin 'Shake' Tiller: What?
- Billy Clyde Puckett: I am choosing to win this fucking game.” - From the movie: Paternity
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit
“- Carrie: You have a great profile.
- Bandit: Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side.
- Carrie: Well, at least we agree on something.
- Bandit: Yeah. We both like half of my face.” - From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit II
“- Carrie: That is it for you! You have had it! You're hooked! You're a fame junkie! They should give you intravenous feedings of People magazine and National Enquirer headlines! And if you're a real good boy, they'll give you a Tonight Show enema!
- 'Bandit': What is the matter?
- Carrie: And if you weren't so dumb, they'd put you on Cross-Wits!” - From the movie: Hooper
“I'm gonna find the guy who invented Xylocaine and kiss his ass on Hollywood and Vine!”
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