Charlie Sheen movie quotes

“I was twenty-one and Platoon had just won Best Picture and grossed $100 million. Suddenly you're not paying for meals or drinks. You don't drive any more. You get success. The more money you make, the less people want you to spend. It's very bizarre.”
Charlie Sheen

“- Natalie Voss: You kidnapped me with a candy bar?
- Jack Hammond: It makes a handy weapon in a pinch.”
Kristy Swanson - Natalie Voss
Charlie Sheen - Jack Hammond

“- Rube Baker: Hey. Ya know Ricky, breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. But it don't have to keep ya down for long. I mean, let me tell ya something from my own personal experience. I've never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eric Bruskotter - Rube Baker
Charlie Sheen - Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn

“- Chris: I volunteered. I dropped out of college, and told them I wanted the infantry, combat, and Vietnam.
- Crawford: You volunteered for this shit, man?
- Chris: You believe that?
- King: You's a crazy fucker, giving up college.
- Chris: It didn't make much sense. I wasn't learning anything.”
Charlie Sheen - Chris
Chris Pedersen - Crawford
Keith David - King

“I'm going to blow that shit you call brains all over my partner here.”
Charlie Sheen - David Ackerman

“Here's a tip: if you ever get the chance to travel with a Mexican rodeo... pass.”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

“- Porthos: Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
- Athos: Why not?
- Porthos: I'm fighting him.
- D'Artagnan: Not until 1 o'clock.
- Aramis: I have a duel with him too.
- D'Artagnan: Not until 2 o'clock.”
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“- Pilot: Lieutenant, you guys are incredible. Thank you.
- Lt. James Curran: There's no reason to thank us because we don't exist. You never saw us. This never happened.
- Lt. Dale Hawkins: One more thing: you're welcome.”
Michael Biehn - Lt. James Curran
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Dale Hawkins

“- Lt. Topper Harley: I could never find time for love. It's too heavy. It's an anchor that drowns a man. Besides, I got the sky, the smell of jet exhaust, my bike.
- Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: A loner?
- Lt. Topper Harley: No. I own it.”
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Topper Harley
William O'Leary - Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson

“She's out of my bed, but still in my head.”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

- Chris Morrow: I'd be stupid to trust my life to a walking penis.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!
Nastassja Kinski - Chris Morrow
Charlie Sheen - Richard "Ditch" Brodie

“- Porthos: You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold. I like that. Reminds me of me.
- Aramis: Don't encourage him. By helping us the boy has made himself an outlaw as well.”

Oliver Platt - Porthos
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“- Bo Richards: What a screwy job.
- Roy Alston: Our jobs are better.
- Bo Richards: What, the factory?
- Roy Alston: No, our jobs as fashion designers.
- Bo Richards: Quit complaining. It's a good job. Manufacturing. It's American!”
Charlie Sheen - Bo Richards
Maxwell Caulfield - Roy Alston

“Everybody's a winner. It's so legit and sincere. It's too heavenly here.”

Charlie Sheen - Charlie Barkin

“- Topper Harley: Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet your dog...
- Ramada Rodham Hayman: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.”
Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley
Valeria Golino - Ramada Rodham Hayman

“Maybe I finally found it, way down here in the mud. Maybe from down here I can start up again. Be something I can be proud of without having to fake it, be a fake human being.”

Charlie Sheen - Chris

“- Cappie: I'm just being nice to her.
- Alise: Stop being nice to her! I don't want you talking to her anymore, I don't want to turn around and see you walking with her and smiling at her. I don't want her in this car on Friday night. We're not giving her any ride to any goddamn dance, she can put her fat ass on the back of Lucas's bike where it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Charlie Sheen - Cappie
Courtney Thorne-Smith - Alise

“- Bob Rogers, Jr.: You gonna let him fight your battles for you?
- Jack Ryan: He seems to be doing a good job.”
Charlie Sheen - Bob Rogers, Jr.
Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“I hate politicians.”
Charlie Sheen - Carl Taylor

“- Jack Hammond: We'll be fugitives.
- Natalie Voss: Sounds exciting!
- Jack Hammond: You won't be Natalie Voss anymore.
- Natalie Voss: Who the hell is she anyway?”

Charlie Sheen - Jack Hammond
Kristy Swanson - Natalie Voss

“Ramada, I do love you. I've tried to forget you but no matter what, your face is on the tip of my tongue.”

Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley

“- Boy in Police Station: Drugs?
- Jeanie Bueller: Thank you, no. I'm straight.
- Boy in Police Station: I meant, are you in here for drugs?
- Jeanie Bueller: Why are you here?
- Boy in Police Station: Drugs.”

Charlie Sheen - Boy in Police Station
Jennifer Grey - Jeanie Bueller

“That's the question on the minds of all your viewers? Whether I run out of gas or not? Tell you what, Jer. You let your viewers know that I hope Miss Voss' fear and my desperation are entertainment enough for them. After all, that is what this is all about, isn't it? The story. As it breaks. Live. Coming to you from the bad guy himself. I mean...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charlie Sheen - Jack Hammond

“- James St. James: With a pellet gun? What are you going to accomplish using that stupid thing?
- Carl Taylor: It allows me to seriously aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history. It also stings like a bitch.”

Emilio Estevez - James St. James
Charlie Sheen - Carl Taylor

“- Charlie Barkin: Come on Red, you can trust me.
- Red: This isn't about trust, a deal with me is binding.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Barkin
George Hearn - Red