Danny DeVito quotes
- From the movie: Man on the Moon
“You're insane, but you might also be brilliant.”
- From the animation: Hercules
- From the movie: Heist
“I've just financialized the problem, and you've just become more trouble than you're worth.”
- From the movie: Junior
- Dr. Alex Hesse: I've noticed that the side effects of pregnancy are greatly amplified... With the dosage of Expectane that l've required. The morning sickness, the mood swings. Sleepiness, sexual appetite.
- Dr. Larry Arbogast: Sexual appetite?
- Dr. Alex Hesse: Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a... a "Steifen". - From the movie: Batman Returns
- From the movie: Other People's Money
“When capitalism gets f - -ed up, the communists come back. They're waiting in the bushes. First thing they do is shoot the lawyers.”
- From the movie: Ruthless People
- From the movie: Renaissance Man
“I've never taught before and you've never thought before. So good luck to all of us.”
- From the movie: Tin Men
“There is no sympathy for the working man in this country.”
- From the movie: Batman Returns
“Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”
- From the movie: Throw Momma from the Train
- Momma: Owen! Food!
- Owen: In a minute, momma.
- Momma: Don't you "in a minute, momma" me! Get off your fat little ass or I'll break it for you! I want two soft-boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly goddammit! And don't burn the toast!
- Owen: Kill her, Larry. - From the movie: Batman Returns
- Fat Clown: Penguin... I mean, killing sleeping children. Isn't it that a little, uh...
- The Penguin: No! It's a lot "uh"! - From the movie: Hoffa
“- Bobby Ciaro: He wants to know what you're scared of.
- Jimmy Hoffa: Tell him it's none of his fucking business.” - From the movie: Mars Attacks!
- From the movie: Renaissance Man
- From the movie: Jack the Bear
- From the movie: Jack the Bear
“- Jack Leary: Nothing is alright!
- John Leary: Then we're gonna make it alright.” - From the movie: The War of the Roses
- From the movie: Get Shorty
“- Martin Weir: And I'm wondering: how did it all slip away?
- Karen Flores: Well, it didn't slip away, Martin. You did, when you went off to fuck Nicky at my birthday party.
- Martin Weir: Yeah, that was a good party.” - From the movie: Man on the Moon
“You have to look inside and ask this question: who are you trying to entertain - the audience or yourself?”
- From the movie: Other People's Money
- From the movie: Twins
- From the movie: Batman Returns
“- The Penguin: You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
- Batman: You might be right.” - From the movie: Jack the Bear
“Jackie, my heart's beginning to beat with the monster's heart.”
- From the movie: Other People's Money
“- Kate Sullivan: Rumor has it you got balls.
- Lawrence Garfield: I've been trying to show you for weeks.”
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