George Clooney movie quotes

“- Danny Ocean: Phil Turenteen.
- Rusty Ryan: Dead.
- Danny Ocean: No shit. On the job?
- Rusty Ryan: Skin cancer.
- Danny Ocean: Did you send flowers?
- Rusty Ryan: Dated his wife for a while.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“- Danny Ocean: How's your wife?
- Bulldog, the Bruiser: Pregnant again.
- Danny Ocean: Well, that happens.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Scott L. Schwartz - Bulldog, the Bruiser

“- Seth Gecko: Died instantly?
- Jacob Fuller: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about... six hours before she passed on.
- Seth Gecko: Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?
- Jacob Fuller: Yes, they do.”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko
Harvey Keitel - Jacob Fuller

“- Danny Ocean: I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?
- Tess Ocean: Monet.
- Danny Ocean: Right, and then Manet had syphilis.
- Tess Ocean: They also painted occasionally.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean

“Do you think this is who I am? I am a professional thief; I don't kill people I don't have to.”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko

- Miles Massey: "Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery, for where a heart is hard, they make no battery". Mrs. Rexroth, do you know those lines?
- Freddy Bender: Objection, your honor.
- Judge Marva Munson: Grounds?
- Freddy Bender: Uh... poetry recitation.
George Clooney - Miles
Richard Jenkins - Freddy Bender
Isabell O'Connor - Judge Marva Munson

“- Bobby Shatford: I got a woman who I can't stand to be two feet away from.
- Captain Billy Tyne: Congratulations.
- Bobby Shatford: Then again, I love to fish.
- Captain Billy Tyne: Son, you've got a problem.”
Mark Wahlberg - Bobby Shatford
George Clooney - Captain Billy Tyne

“You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.”
George Clooney - Jim Byrd

“Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?”
George Clooney - Everett

“Now I'm gonna ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer: Do you wanna live through this?”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“- Batman: It's my rules. My rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house, and on this team, you will abide by them!
- Robin: This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me!”
George Clooney - Batman
Chris O'Donnell - Robin

“You best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“- Everett: No, thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin' 'er back down.
- Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, you can have the whole thing. Me and Pete already had one apiece. We ran across a whole... gopher village.”

George Clooney - Everett
Tim Blake Nelson - Delmar O'Donnell

I know a guy who walks into a bank with a little glass bottle. He tells everyone it's nitroglycerine. He scores some money off the teller, walks out. On his way out, the bottle breaks, he slips on it and knocks himself out. The "nitro" was Canola oil. I know more fucked-up bank robbers than ones who know what they're doing. I doubt if one in... (continue)(continue reading)
George Clooney - Jack Foley

- Batman: Who invited you?
- Robin: I was just hanging around.
- Batman: I thought you were gonna stay in the museum. Round up some thugs.
- Robin: How about, "Nice to see ya, glad you're here to save my life"?
George Clooney - Batman
Chris O'Donnell - Robin

“- Lt. Col. Thomas Devoe: Let's deal with the facts at hand. 23 hours ago, General Alexander Kodoroff stole ten nuclear warheads.
- Dr. Julia Kelly: He's just a delivery boy. I'm not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear weapons, Colonel. I'm terrified of the man who only wants one.”
George Clooney - Lt. Col. Thomas Devoe
Nicole Kidman - Dr. Julia Kelly

“Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs?”

George Clooney - Batman