George Clooney quotes
- From the movie: Three Kings
“- Archie Gates: What was that?
- Conrad Vig: I rigged the football with C-4, sir.
- Archie Gates: Why would you do that?” - From the movie: Up in the Air
“The slower we move, the faster we die. We are not swans. We're sharks.”
- From the movie: From Dusk Till Dawn
“You touch my brother with that stake, biker, and vampires won't have to suck your blood. They'll be able to lick it up off the floor.”
- From the movie: One Fine Day
“I just want to find a fish who isn't afraid of my dark chocolate layer... and of course she'd have to love my cookie too.”
- From the movie: Intolerable Cruelty
“I'm fascinated by that creature. Richer than me? Well, she deserves every penny. And now she's single again. Excuse me.”
- From the movie: Three Kings
“- Archie Gates: My guess is he's divided these bricks into several different stashes. Just one of these stashes will be easy to take from Saddam's deserting army, and that will be enough to get us out of our day jobs. Unless, of course, you reservists are in love with your day jobs.
- Conrad Vig: I don't really have a day job, sir.” - From the movie: Three Kings
“- Amir Abdullah: You know what I think? You're stealing gold, that's what I think. We're fighting Saddam and dying, and you're stealing gold.
- Archie Gates: You're wrong.
- Amir Abdullah: They have half a million men in the desert and they send four guys to pick up all this bullion? I don't think so.” - From the movie: One Fine Day
“- Kristen: Why do I always have to be the grownup where you always get to be the little boy?
- Jack Taylor: Because in the beginning of the relationship when we were choosing up sides, you chose grownup first.” - From the movie: Intolerable Cruelty
“- Miles Massey: Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Henry the Eighth. What do they have in common?
- Wrigley: Middle name?” - From the movie: Up in the Air
“- Kara Bingham: Don't you talk for a living? Motivational king of stuff?
- Ryan Bingham: I tell people how to avoid commitment.
- Kara Bingham: What kind of fucked up message is that?
- Ryan Bingham: It's a philosophy.
- Kara Bingham: It's stupid.” - From the movie: Three Kings
“Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd have our support. They don't. Now they're getting slaughtered.”
- From the movie: Intolerable Cruelty
“- Miles Massey: I do!
- Wee Kirk Priest: Jesus, will you let me finish? Have you never been married before?” - From the movie: Ocean's Eleven
- From the movie: Intolerable Cruelty
- From the movie: Michael Clayton
“Are you so fucking blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for 80 grand. I'm your easiest problem and you're gonna kill me?”
- From the movie: Intolerable Cruelty
“- Marylin Rexroth: What are you after Miles?
- Miles Massey: Well, I'm a lot like you. Just looking for an ass to mount.
- Marylin Rexroth: Well, don't look at mine.” - From the movie: Up in the Air
“How much does your life weigh? Imagine for a second that you're carrying a backpack. I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life. Now try to walk. It's kind of hard, isn't it? This is what we do to ourselves on a daily basis. We weigh ourselves down until we can't even move.”
- From the movie: Ocean's Twelve
- From the movie: Ocean's Twelve
- From the movie: Any Given Sunday
“- Linda Greenlaw: There you go. Flaunting your work ethic.
- Captain Billy Tyne: I don't have a work ethic. I just have work.” - From the movie: The Perfect Storm
“The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line, throw off your stern. You head out to South channel, past Rocky Neck, Ten Pound Island. Past Niles Pond where I skated as a kid. Blow your air-horn and throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Thatcher Island. Then the birds show up: black backs, herring gulls, big dump ducks. The sun hits...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Return of the Killer Tomatoes!
- From the movie: Three Kings
“- Archie Gates: What's the most important thing in life?
- Troy Barlow: Respect.
- Archie Gates: Too dependent on other people.
- Conrad Vig: What, love?
- Archie Gates: A little Disneyland, isn't it?” - From the movie: From Dusk Till Dawn
“- Jacob Fuller: He's my son.
- Seth Gecko: How's that happen? You don't look Japanese.
- Jacob Fuller: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.” - From the movie: From Dusk Till Dawn
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