George Clooney movie quotes

“If there is a hell, and those sons of bitches are from it, then there has got to be a heaven.”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“- Matt Kowalski: Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.
- Mission Control: Please elaborate.
- Matt Kowalski: Well, it reminds of a story.”
George Clooney - Matt Kowalski
Ed Harris - Mission Control

“What is it that makes the women in my life destroy themselves?”
George Clooney - Matt King

“- Willy Bank: This town might have changed, but not me. I know people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to hurt in ways you can't even imagine.
- Danny Ocean: Well, I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me, and they like me better than you.”
Al Pacino - Willy Bank
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Frank Walker: Do you want to tell the story?
- Casey Newton: No, you're doing fine.
- Frank Walker: Because if you think you can tell the story better, I would absolutely love to hear you try...
- Casey Newton: Wow really?
- Frank Walker: Really!
- Casey Newton: Well I guess technically I am more qualified...
- Frank Walker: Are you? How so?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
George Clooney - Frank Walker
Britt Robertson - Casey Newton

“- Reuben Tishkoff: Did you know the Inuit people send their elders out on an ice floe to die when they're too old to hunt?
- Danny Ocean: Reuben, that's just a myth.”
Elliott Gould - Reuben Tishkoff
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Frank Walker: All right, it's going to be bright, cold and really loud. You're going to lose 90% of your blood sugar in 1/100 of a second. And you're going to wish you were dead. But then it'll be over... Don't pee on us.
- Casey Newton: This sounds spectacular.”
George Clooney - Frank Walker
Britt Robertson - Casey Newton

“All the things you probably hate about travelling (the recycled air, the artificial lighting, the digital juice dispensers, the cheap sushi) are warm reminders that I'm home.”

George Clooney - Ryan Bingham

“- Everett: What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?
- Tommy Johnson: Well, he taught me to play this here guitar real good.
- Delmar O'Donnell: Oh son, for that you sold your everlasting soul?
- Tommy Johnson: Well, I wasn't usin' it.”
George Clooney - Everett
Chris Thomas King - Tommy Johnson
Tim Blake Nelson - Delmar O'Donnell

“- Richard Gecko: Well what do they got?
- Seth Gecko: They have four walls and a bed and that's all we need.”

Quentin Tarantino - Richard Gecko
George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“- Howard D. Doyle: I love you. I trust you.
- Miles Massey: It's the pre-nup. Brilliant.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Howard D. Doyle
George Clooney - Miles

“- Danny Ocean: [referring to her relationship with Terry] Does he make you laugh?
- Tess Ocean: He doesn't make me cry.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean

“- Miles Massey: Marylin, think of me for a moment not as an attorney, but as a friend.
- Marylin Rexroth: Does that mean you won't be charging us for the hour?”
George Clooney - Miles
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin

“The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category.”
George Clooney - Everett

“- Tess Ocean: You're a thief and a liar.
- Danny Ocean: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.
- Tess Ocean: Steal?
- Danny Ocean: Lie.”
Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“A family seems exactly like an archipelago. All part of the same whole, but still seperate and alone and always drifting slowly apart.”
George Clooney - Matt King

“- Father Benedetto: A man can be rich, if he has God in his heart.
- Jack: I don't think God is very interested in me, Father.”
Paolo Bonacelli - Father Benedetto
George Clooney - Jack

“- Danny Ocean: What did you say?
- Rusty Ryan: What could I say?
- Danny Ocean: Nothing.
- Rusty Ryan: That's what I said.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rust Ryan

- Jack Taylor: You're asking me for help.
- Melanie Parker: It would appear that way, wouldn't it?
- Jack Taylor: I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor".
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Maggie Taylor: I'm hungry.
- Jack Taylor: Want a Tic Tac?
- Maggie Taylor: No.
- Jack Taylor: That's all I've got.”
Mae Whitman - Maggie Taylor
George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“- Ryan Bingham: You know that moment when you look into somebody's eyes and you can feel them staring into your soul and the whole world goes quiet... just for a second?
- Natalie Keener: Yes!
- Ryan Bingham: Right, well, I don't.”
George Clooney - Ryan Bingham
Anna Kendrick - Natalie Keener

“- Archie Gates: No unnecessary shots, Conrad, 'cause we know what they do.
- Conrad Vig: Make infected pockets full of bile, sir.
- Archie Gates: That's right, Conrad, that's what they do.”

George Clooney - Archie Gates
Spike Jonze - Conrad Vig

“You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.”

George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Ryan Bingham: Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left. Bingo, Asians. They pack light, travel efficiently, and they have a thing for slip on shoes. Gotta love 'em.
- Natalie Keener: That's racist.
- Ryan Bingham: I'm like my mother, I stereotype....” (continue)(continue reading)

George Clooney - Ryan Bingham
Anna Kendrick - Natalie Keener

- Seth Gecko: You. Plant yourself in that chair.
- Hostage Gloria Hill: What are you gonna do with...
- Seth Gecko: I said "plant yourself". Plants don't talk.
George Clooney - Seth Gecko
Brenda Hillhouse - Hostage Gloria Hill