George Clooney movie quotes

“- Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
- Seth Gecko: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!”
Cheech Marin - Carlos
George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“Who would make sure that the statue of David is still standing or the Mona Lisa is still smiling? Who will protect her?”
George Clooney - Frank Stokes

“Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.”
George Clooney - Everett

“- Harry Pfarrer: Twenty years of Marshal Service, I never discharged my gun.
- Osbourne Cox: That sounds like something you ought to be telling your psychologist.”
George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer
John Malkovich - Osborne Cox

“We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.”

George Clooney - Dr. Gouache

“- Jack Foley: You were in Leavenworth?
- Hejira Henry: For a time.
- Jack Foley: What's that mean?
- Hejira Henry: Means, when the time came, I left.
- Jack Foley: You broke out?
- Hejira Henry: I prefer to think of it as an exodus from an undesirable place.”
George Clooney - Jack Foley
Samuel L. Jackson - Hejira Henry

“- Casey Newton: Well you keep saying the future wasn't always this way, right?
- Frank Walker: It wasn't... when I was a kid, the future was...
- Casey Newton: Different, right?
- Frank Walker: Right.
- Casey Newton: Okay cool, then start there.”
Britt Robertson - Casey Newton
George Clooney - Frank Walker

“There's no news, boys, so go out there and make some news. Rob a bank, mug an old lady, whatever.”
George Clooney - Fred Friendly

“- Frank Walker: Yeah?
- Athena: You want to know why you could never make me laugh?
- Frank Walker: Why?
- Athena: Because you're not funny.”

George Clooney - Frank Walker
Raffey Cassidy - Athena

“- Miles Massey: Tell me more about yourself.
- Marylin Rexroth: Alright, Miles. Let me tell you everything you need to know. You may think you're tough, but I eat men like you for breakfast.”
George Clooney - Miles
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin

“She doesn't care for you! She's nothing but a combination of ones and zeroes, that's it!”

George Clooney - Frank Walker

“Yesterday we fond 16,000 pieces of art in a copper mine. It seems the Germans take better care of their art than people.”
George Clooney - Frank Stokes

“- Frank Catton: You can fire no waitress based on appearance. Man that's just unconstitutional.
- Danny Ocean: If they were waitress.
- Linus Caldwell: Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance.
- Rusty Ryan: It's a cruel, cruel practice.”
Bernie Mac - Frank Catton
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“Some animals were meant to carry each other, to live symbiotically for a lifetime - star crossed lovers, monogamous swans. We are not those animals.”

George Clooney - Ryan Bingham

“- Bruce Wayne: Alfred's not sick, he's dying.
- Dick Grayson: Dying? Why didn't he tell us?
- Bruce Wayne: You know Alfred, he wouldn't say anything, but I can tell.”
George Clooney - Bruce Wayne
Chris O'Donnell - Dick Grayson

“- Robin: I want a car. Chicks dig the car.
- Batman: This is why Superman works alone.”

Chris O'Donnell - Robin
George Clooney - Batman

“- Mission Control: Matt, do you have visual on just what Mission Specialist Shariff is doing up there?
- Matt Kowalski: He appears to be doing some form of the Macarena or that would be just a best guess scenario on my part.”
Ed Harris - Mission Control
George Clooney - Matt Kowalski

“- Miles Massey: Something inside of me died, when I realized that you'd hired a goon to kill me.
- Marylin Rexroth: Wait a minute. You hired him to kill me.”
George Clooney - Miles
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin

“- Ryan Bingham: Natalie, what is it you think we do here?
- Natalie Keener: We prepare the newly unemployed for the emotional and physical hurdles of job hunting, while minimizing legal blow-back.
- Ryan Bingham: That's what we're selling. It's not what we're doing. We are here to make limbo tolerable, to ferry wounded souls across the river of...” (continue)(continue reading)
George Clooney - Ryan Bingham
Anna Kendrick - Natalie Keener

“- Athena: Hello Frank, are you going to shoot me?
- Frank: I'm still deciding.
- Athena: Well, will you decide in the truck? We really must be going.”
Raffey Cassidy - Athena
George Clooney - Frank Walker

“Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.”

George Clooney - Matt King

“- Pete Hogwallop: Ain't nobody gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut.
- Everett: Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.”
John Turturro - Pete Hogwallop
George Clooney - Everett

“- Jack: Did you ever wanna be anything but a priest?
- Father Benedetto: Have you ever wanted to be anything other than a photographer?
- Jack: I do what I'm good at.”
George Clooney - Jack
Paolo Bonacelli - Father Benedetto

“- Archie Gates: Necessity.
- Troy Barlow: As in?
- Archie Gates: As in people do what is most necessary to them at any given moment.”

George Clooney - Archie Gates
Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow

“- Melanie Parker: Your Peter Pan complex is so 90's.
- Jack Taylor: What Peter Pan complex?
- Melanie Parker: The one you're so proud of.
- Jack Taylor: Do you have any friends?
- Melanie Parker: I don't have time for friends.
- Jack Taylor: That's because of your Captain Hook complex.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
George Clooney - Jack Taylor