George Clooney movie quotes

“- Miles Massey: You promised to have dinner with me once you were free.
- Marylin Rexroth: I said I wouldn't whilst I wasn't, which implies no promise once I am.”
George Clooney - Miles
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin

“- Katie Cox: Do you think that's enough carrots?
- Harry Pfarrer: What?
- Katie Cox: For the salad?
- Harry Pfarrer: You know you really are a negative person.
- Katie Cox: What?
- Harry Pfarrer: Yeah. I've tried to ignore it. To remain upbeat. You just can't help dragging everything down.”
Tilda Swinton - Katie Cox
George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer

“- Marylin Rexroth: You didn't ask me here to pick me up? You could be disbarred for that.
- Miles Massey: Maybe I'm reckless.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin
George Clooney - Miles

“- Jack Taylor: What would you do if I kissed you right now?
- Melanie Parker: You wouldn't kiss me.
- Jack Taylor: But what would you do if i did?
- Melanie Parker: Do you wanna kiss me right now?
- Jack Taylor: I wouldn't've mentioned it if didn't.”
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Everett: Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan himself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.
- Tommy Johnson: Oh, no. No, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.”

George Clooney - Everett
Chris Thomas King - Tommy Johnson

“- Everett: Well, you lying... unconstant... succubus!
- Vernon T. Waldrip: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't swear at my fiancé!
- Everett: Oh, yeah? Well, you can't marry my wife!”
George Clooney - Everett
Ray McKinnon - Vernon T. Waldrip

“- Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: I am a baron.
- Miles Massey: Yes, but do you not also hold a day job? Paying job. A... uh, a square job.
- Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Well, one has to live. I am the concierge of Les Pantalons Rouges at Bad-Gadesbourg in the canton of Uri.
- Miles Massey: And what does that job entail?”
Jonathan Hadary - Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy
George Clooney - Miles

“Life's better with company. Everyone needs a co-pilot.”

George Clooney - Ryan Bingham

“- Jack: All men are sinners.
- Father Benedetto: Some are greater sinners than others. But those who seek peace are much sinning in the history.”
George Clooney - Jack
Paolo Bonacelli - Father Benedetto

- Linus Caldwell: Have you guys been talking to my dad?
- Danny Ocean: Why would we do that?
- Linus Caldwell: That's not a "no".
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Matt King: Nothing just happens!
- Brian Speer: Everything just happens.”
George Clooney - Matt King
Matthew Lillard - Brian Speer

“I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.”

George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Natalie Keener: The isolation, the traveling is that supposed to be charming?
- Ryan Bingham: No, it's simply a life choice.
- Natalie Keener: It's a cocoon of self-banishment.”
Anna Kendrick - Natalie Keener
George Clooney - Ryan Bingham

“- Rusty Ryan: We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there.
- Danny Ocean: Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.”

Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Danny Ocean: Do I look 50 to you?
- Basher Tarr: Yeah.
- Danny Ocean: Really?
- Basher Tarr: Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Don Cheadle - Basher Tarr

“Reuben gets his share of the hotel restored. Now I'm here to give you that chance.”

George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“You watched CNN during Desert Storm. You remember all those television shots from the nose cone of the GBU missiles slammin' into those trucks? Remember that picture? How it kept gettin' closer and bigger on the screen... You'd just about see the faces of those drivers and then... Zap! The picture went dead, we didn't get to see what happened...” (continue)(continue reading)

George Clooney - Lt. Col. Thomas Devoe

“- Rusty Ryan: It can't be done.
- Linus Caldwell: We don't have the manpower.
- Danny Ocean: Or the time.
- Rusty Ryan: Or a way in.”

Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Alfred: Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family.
- Bruce Wayne: I trust you, Alfred.
- Alfred: But I shan't be hereforever.”
Michael Gough - Alfred Pennyworth
George Clooney - Bruce Wayne

“- Harry Pfarrer: You work for Tuchman Marsh?
- Tuchman Marsh Man: Yes.
- Harry Pfarrer: Is that a law firm?
- Tuchman Marsh Man: No, a rock band, yes it's a law firm...”
George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer
Kevin Sussman - Tuchman Marsh Man

“I'm not the guy you kill. I'm the guy you buy!”
George Clooney - Michael Clayton

“- Everett: Why are you telling our gals that I was hit by a train?
- Penny: Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains.”
George Clooney - Everett
Holly Hunter - Penny

“- Jacob Fuller: Are you so much a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?
- Seth Gecko: What did you call me?
- Jacob Fuller: Nothing. I didn't make a statement. I asked a question.”
Harvey Keitel - Jacob Fuller
George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“It ain't the law!”

George Clooney - Everett

“That's one of the advantages of being an adult. You get to act like a kid anytime you feel like it.”

George Clooney - Jack Taylor