George Clooney movie quotes

“- Alfred: Death and chance stole your parents. But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates. For what is Batman? If not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world. An attempt to control death, itself.
- Bruce Wayne: But I can't, can I?
- Alfred: None of us can.”
Michael Gough - Alfred Pennyworth
George Clooney - Bruce Wayne

“- Buddy Bragg: You think there's a Hell?
- Jack Foley: Yeah, it's called the Glades Correctional Institute. I'm sure as shit not going back there, or anyplace like it.
- Buddy Bragg: Oh, they put a gun on you, you'll go.
- Jack Foley: They put a gun on you, you still have a choice.”
Ving Rhames - Buddy Bragg
George Clooney - Jack Foley

“The smaller the mess the easier it is for me to clean up.”
George Clooney - Michael Clayton

“- Danny Ocean: Alright, well... I'll see you when I see you.
- Rusty Ryan: Hey, next time? Try keeping the weight off in between.
- Danny Ocean: Hey. Settle down. Have a couple of kids.”

George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“- Archie Gates: Specifically, the worst thing about a gunshot wound, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis.
- Chief Elgin: Infection of the blood...
- Archie Gates: That's right. Say a bullet tears into your gut. It creates a cavity in the dead tissue. That cavity fills up with bile, and bacteria, and you're fucked.”
George Clooney - Archie Gates
Ice Cube - Chief Elgin

“- Tommy Johnson: I had to be up at that crossroad last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.
- Everett: Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.”
Chris Thomas King - Tommy Johnson
George Clooney - Everett

Think of it as a hobby. Something you do to relax. You're an "assassination enthusiast".
George Clooney - Jim Byrd

“- Dr. Julia Kelly: You will not take action without authorization.
- Lt. Col. Thomas Devoe: What do you think I am, some gung-ho, stupid son of a bitch?
- Dr. Julia Kelly: No, I don't think you're stupid. I think you're a talented soldier with sloppy impulse control.”
Nicole Kidman - Dr. Julia Kelly
George Clooney - Lt. Col. Thomas Devoe

“Vengeance isn't power. Anyone can take a life. But to give life, that's true power.”
George Clooney - Batman

“If anything happens to me or my family, an accident, an accusation, anything, then first your son will disappear, his body will never be found. Then your wife. Her body will never be found either. This is guaranteed. Then, whatever is the most dangerous thing you do in your life, it might be flying in a small plane, it might be walking to the...” (continue)(continue reading)
George Clooney - Bob Barnes

“- Gus Petch: ...and those Rottweilers were a menace, man!
- Miles Massey: I told you she had dogs.
- Gus Petch: You didn't tell me they had a hard on for Anus Africanus!”

Cedric the Entertainer - Gus Petch
George Clooney - Miles

“Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.”

George Clooney - Miles

“That's what makes Special Forces so badass; we got the best flashlights.”

George Clooney - Archie Gates

“I don't know about these guys, but General Aleksandr Kodoroff doesn't ride around on a nuclear transportation train. It's like Ivana Trump on the subway.”
George Clooney - Lt. Col. Thomas Devoe

“- Jack Taylor: Maggie, when you grow up and are incredibly beautiful and intelligent and possess a certain sweetness that's... that's like a distant promise to the brave, to the worthy, could you please not beat to a pulp every miserable bastard that comes your way simply because you can? Could you not do that?
- Maggie Taylor: Okay Daddy.”
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Mae Whitman - Maggie Taylor

“- Danny Ocean: They tell me I paid my debt to society.
- Tess Ocean: [sarcastically] Funny, I never got a check.”

George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean

“- Seth Gecko: What are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?
- Jacob Fuller: I'm a mean, mhm mhm servant of God.”
George Clooney - Seth Gecko
Harvey Keitel - Jacob Fuller

“- Melanie Parker: Men like you have made me the woman I am.
- Jack Taylor: All the women I know like you have made me think all women are like you.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“- Miles Massey: You propose that, in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear.
- Rex: Is it possible?
- Miles Massey: It's a challenge.”
George Clooney - Miles
Edward Herrmann - Rex Rexroth

“- Ken: Colonel, the guy you bagged is Dr. Amir Teraki, Pakistani. PhD in Astrophysics, educated at Harvard.
- Lt. Col. Thomas Devoe: That's right, people. We educated half the world's terrorists.”
Randall Batinkoff - Ken
George Clooney - Lt. Col. Thomas Devoe

“- Marylin Rexroth: I could have you disbarred for that.
- Miles Massey: It was worth it.
- Marylin Rexroth: A romantic divorce attorney.
- Miles Massey: You fascinate me.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin
George Clooney - Miles

“- Rex: My wife has me between a rock and a hard place.
- Miles Massey: That's her job. You should respect that.”
Edward Herrmann - Rex Rexroth
George Clooney - Miles

“You'd be surprised about what you can get, if you ask for it the right way.”
George Clooney - Jack Foley

- Jack Taylor: My attitude is derived from your attitude.
- Melanie Parker: "Derived", you must be a writer.
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker