Jack Nicholson quotes
- From the movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
“Jesus, I mean, you guys do nothing but complain about how you can't stand it in this place here and you don't have the guts just to walk out? What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.”
- From the movie: The Shining
“- Jack Torrance: The most terrible nightmare I ever had. It's the most horrible dream I ever had.
- Wendy Torrance: It's okay, it's okay now. Really.
- Jack Torrance: I dreamed that I... that I killed you and Danny. But I didn't just kill ya. I cut you up in little pieces. Oh my God. I must be losing my mind.” - From the movie: Mars Attacks!
“Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones.”
- From the movie: Something's Gotta Give
- From the movie: Hoffa
“Life's a negotiation, it's all give and take.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Marriage in Hollywood is like a nice hot bath. It's just not that hot any more. It cools off after a short while.”
- La trovi in Money and Actors
“Money gets you laid.”
- From the movie: The Bucket List
“The simplest thing is... I loved him. And I miss him. Carter and I saw the world together. Which is amazing... when you think that only three months ago, we were complete strangers! I hope that it doesn't sound selfish of me but... the last months of his life were the best months of mine. He saved my life... and he knew it before I did.”
- From the movie: Something's Gotta Give
“- Harry Sanborn: I have never lied to you. I have always told you some version of the truth.
- Erica Barry: The truth doesn't have versions, okay?” - From the movie: The Pledge
“- Margaret Larsen: There can't be such devils out there.
- Jerry Black: There are such devils.” - From the movie: As Good As It Gets
“If it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudge-packer that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for any reason. Do you get me,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Terms of Endearment
“- Garrett Breedlove: Aurora...
- Aurora Greenway: Yes?
- Garrett Breedlove: You're not fun, by any chance, are you?
- Aurora Greenway: I don't really think we should think about that right now. Impatient boys sometimes miss dessert!” - From the movie: The Bucket List
- From the movie: The Two Jakes
“There's one thing I learned about the truth... a little bit goes a long way.”
- From the movie: Ironweed
- From the movie: The Bucket List
- From the movie: The Bucket List
“- Edward: You gonna drive it or buy it a dress?
- Carter: Just getting to know each other.” - From the movie: The Departed
“When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church.”
- From the movie: Ironweed
“By God, Helen, that's as good as it gets. You were born to be a star.”
- From the movie: The Bucket List
“What does a snail have to do to reincarnate? Leave the perfect trail of slime?”
- From the movie: Batman
- From the movie: Batman
- From the movie: Anger Management
“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: Nate, didn't we decide that you shouldn't listen to the ballgame?
- Nate: Don't worry, Doctor B. It's just a regular season game. Not that important. See, Iverson just missed a layup at the buzzer, Sixers lose. Who gives a crap? I mean it's just a silly game anyways.
[his face scrunches up]
- Nate: Oh! The anger sharks are...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Shining
- From the movie: About Schmidt
“Helen, what did you really think of me, deep in your heart? Was I really the man you wanted to be with? Was I? Or were you disappointed and too nice to show it?”
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