Jack Nicholson movie quotes

“- Col. Nathan R. Jessup: I felt his life might be in danger.
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: Grave danger?
- Col. Nathan R. Jessup: [sarcastically] Is there another kind?”
Jack Nicholson - Col. Nathan R. Jessup
Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee

“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards.
- Dave...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“- Bobby Ciaro: Someday, your gonna be president of the United States.
- Jimmy Hoffa: Fuck that. Someday, I'm gonna be president of the Teamsters.”

Danny DeVito - Bobby Ciaro
Jack Nicholson - James R. Hoffa

“- Bobby Ciaro: I can't even scratch myself.
- Jimmy Hoffa: Do you itch?
- Bobby Ciaro: No.
- Jimmy Hoffa: What the fuck are you complaining about then?”

Danny DeVito - Bobby Ciaro
Jack Nicholson - James R. Hoffa

“- Warren Schmidt: Randall, what happened about that investment opportunity? You never called me back.
- Duncan Hertzel: You mean that pyramid scheme?
- Larry Hertzel: Let's not talk about that now.
- Duncan Hertzel: All I know is I lost $800.”
Jack Nicholson - Warren Schmidt
Mark Venhuizen - Duncan Hertzel
Howard Hesseman - Larry Hertzel

“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three of four men to share a bed.
- Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American.”
Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“- Rudy: What happened?
- Francis Phelan: He fell.
- Rudy: Fell where?
- Francis Phelan: On the floor.
- Rudy: Fell on the floor? I fall on the floor about twice a day. I ain't dead yet.”

Tom Waits - Rudy
Jack Nicholson - Francis Phelan

“- Deputy Towfield: It's bad, huh?
- Henry Lloyd Moon: Like eggs rolled in sand.”

Chris Lloyd - Deputy Towfield
Jack Nicholson - Henry Lloyd Moon

“- Aurora Greenway: Do you have any reaction at all to my telling you I love you?
- Garrett Breedlove: I was just inches from a clean getaway.”
Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway
Jack Nicholson - Garrett Breedlove

“- Irene Walker: Charley, I've been doin' three to four hits a year for the past couple of years, most at full pay.
- Charley Partanna: That many?
- Irene Walker: Well, it's not many when you consider the size of the population.”
Kathleen Turner - Irene Walker
Jack Nicholson - Charley Partanna

“- Carter: Forty-five years goes by pretty fast.
- Edward: Like smoke through a keyhole.”
Morgan Freeman - Carter
Jack Nicholson - Edward

“- Harry Sanborn: I don't think I've ever had this effect on a woman before.
- Erica Barry: What effect do you think you're having on me?
- Harry Sanborn: I don't quite recognize it. That's how I know I never had it before.”
Jack Nicholson - Harry Sanborn
Diane Keaton - Erica Barry

“- Hooverville Resident: What did you say to my wife?
- Francis Phelan: I asked her where I could get a turkey.
- Hooverville Resident: What for?
- Francis Phelan: Well, my duck died.”
Michael Trout - Hooverville Resident
Jack Nicholson - Francis Phelan

“One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.”
Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello

“- Harry Sanborn: I've never seen a woman that age naked before.
- Julian Mercer: You're kidding.
- Harry Sanborn: We're not all doctors.”

Jack Nicholson - Harry Sanborn
Keanu Reeves - Julian Mercer

“The problem with you, kid, is you don't know who you're kidding.”
Jack Nicholson - Jake Gittes

“Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? Little people, why can't we all just get along?”
Jack Nicholson - President James Dale

“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: Let's say hello to someone who's joining our quest to get the anger monkeys off our backs: Dave.
- Dave Buznik: Hi. Good news, I fed my anger monkey a banana this morning and he's feeling much better.”

Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“- Charley Partanna: Do I ice her? Do I marry her? Which one of these?
- Maerose Prizzi: Marry her, Charley. Just because she's a thief and a hitter doesn't mean she's not a good woman in all the other departments. If she was some kind of fashion model, well it wouldn't last more than thirty days. But you and she is in the same line of business....” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Nicholson - Charley Partanna
Anjelica Huston - Maerose Prizzi

“- Cora Papadakis: I'm getting tired of what's right and wrong.
- Frank Chambers: They hang people for that, Cora!”
Jessica Lange - Cora Papadakis
Jack Nicholson - Frank Chambers

“- Cop: You think someday you're gonna organize the cops?
- Jimmy Hoffa: Hey, that's easy. Someday I'm gonna organize the crooks.”
Nicholas Giordano - Cop
Jack Nicholson - James R. Hoffa

“- Maerose Prizzi: So let's do it.
- Charley Partanna: With all the lights on?
- Maerose Prizzi: Yeah. Right here. On the Oriental. With all the lights on.”
Anjelica Huston - Maerose Prizzi
Jack Nicholson - Charley Partanna

“- Danny Torrance: What was the Donner Party?
- Jack Torrance: They were a party of settlers in covered-wagon times. They got snowbound one winter in the mountains. They had to resort to cannibalism in order to stay alive.
- Danny Torrance: You mean they ate each other up?
- Jack Torrance: They had to, in order to survive.”
Danny Lloyd - Danny
Jack Nicholson - Jack Torrance

“I forgive you for Ray. I forgive you. That was a long time ago, and I know I wasn't always the king of kings. I let you down. I'm sorry, Helen.”

Jack Nicholson - Warren Schmidt

“- Charlotte Randall: I never loved Stewart. It was a mistake Will. I'm going to talk to him. Stewart, never for one moment, mentioned he loved me.
- Will Randall: You think that makes it better? To betray me over and over again with a man that ment nothing to you? To know you betrayed me for nothing.
- Charlotte Randall: Don't be a smug...
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate Nelligan - Charlotte Randall
Jack Nicholson - Will Randall