Jeff Goldblum movie quotes

“I love the ocean. Boats, not so much.”
Jeff Goldblum

“- Hector Guzman: You racist Americans. You just want to cut us poor Hispanics completely out of the market.
- David Jason: No, Mr. Guzman. I think you know that there's no such thing as an American anymore. No Hispanics, no Japanese, no blacks, no whites, no nothing. It's just rich people and poor people. The three of us are all rich, so we're...” (continue)(continue reading)
René Assa - Guzman
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason

“- Sam: Why is it what you just said strikes me as a massive rationalization?
- Michael: Don't knock rationalization; where would we be without it? I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex.
- Sam: Come on, nothing's more important that sex.
- Michael: Yeah? Ever...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Berenger - Sam
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“- Donald Ripley: It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
- Powder: Albert Einstein.
- Donald Ripley: When I look at you, I have hope that maybe one day our humanity will surpass our technology.”
Jeff Goldblum - Donald Ripley
Sean Patrick Flanery - Jeremy 'Powder' Reed

“No matter how you travel, it's still you going.”
Jeff Goldblum

“The kind of control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but... well, there it is.”

Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm

“Are we limp and hard to manage?”

Jeff Goldblum - Mac

“I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!”

Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“- Hammond: I've been present for the birth of every little creature on this island.
- Malcolm: Surely not the ones that are bred in the wild?
- Wu: Actually they can't breed in the wild. Population control is one of our security precautions. There's no unauthorized breeding in Jurassic Park.”

Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm
BD Wong - Wu

“- Jake Morrison: Pee your pants?
- David Levinson: Uh, yeah.
- Jake Morrison: Yeah, me too.”
Liam Hemsworth - Jake Morrison
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson

“- Marty Gilbert: A countdown... wait, a countdown to what David?
- David Levinson: It's like in chess: First, you strategically position your pieces and when the timing is right you strike. They're using this signal to syncronize their efforts and in 5 hours the countdown will be over.
- Marty Gilbert: And then what?
- David Levinson:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Marty Gilbert
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson

“- David Levinson: You really think you can fly that thing?
- Captain Steven Hiller: You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?”
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson
Will Smith - Capt. Steven Hiller

“What goes up must come down.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson

- McBainbridge: I'm giving you two weeks to get things moving or you're history.
- Ricky: Wait a second. First of all, two weeks? You gotta give me a little more time than that.
- McBainbridge: Hold it! Hold it right there! Right there. Every day on the way to work, I pass a dozen guys carrying signs: "Homeless family will work for food"... (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Loggia - McBainbridge
Jeff Goldblum - Ricky

“I'm working on something that will change the world, and human life as we know it.”

Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“- Jack Bellicec: It's a big conspiracy.
- Matthew Bennell: What's a conspiracy?
- Jack Bellicec: Everything.”
Jeff Goldblum - Jack Bellicec
Donald Sutherland - Matthew Bennell

“- New Jersey: Why is there a watermelon there?
- Reno Nevada: I'll tell you later.”
Jeff Goldblum - New Jersey
Pepe Serna - Reno Nevada

“- David Levinson: I've had years to get us ready. We never had a chance.
- President Whitmore: We didn't last time, either.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson
Bill Pullman - President Whitmore

“- Sarah Harding: Don't light that! Dinosaurs pick up scents from miles away. We're here to observe and document, not interact.
- Ian Malcolm: Which is a scientific impossibility.”
Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“They like to get the landmarks.”

Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson

“- D.H.: I believe, umm, that certain people in life are meant to fall by the wayside; to serve as warnings to the rest of us; signs posts along the way.
- Igby: To where?
- D.H.: Success.”
Jeff Goldblum - D.H.

“- Nancy Jason: What did they do to you?
- David Jason: They taught me what I needed to know: that they don't respect me, that I don't deserve respect.”
Yvette Heyden - Nancy
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason

“- Malcolm: How do you know they can't breed?
- Wu: Because all the animals in Jurassic Park are female. We've engineered them that way.”
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm
BD Wong - Wu

“- Mr. Morrow: Do you want my advice on questions of love?
- Dexter King: Yes!
- Mr. Morrow: My advice is: go blind. Best thing that ever happened to me. Since 1944, every girl I've spent time with looks the spitting image of Mae West.”
Tim Barlow - Mr. Morrow
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“- Veronica Quaife: I don't know what you're trying to say.
- Seth Brundle: I'm saying I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake. I'm saying... I'll hurt you if you stay.”
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle