Joe Pesci movie quotes

“What are ya thinkin' about? Ya keep lookin'. Where the fuck you going? You're dead! You're married! You're a married man, it's all over. Leave the young girls for me.”

Joe Pesci - Joey

“Those doctors are savages. I mean, where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam?”

Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- Roger Murtaugh: Since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed, my car wrecked, and now my boat sunk. What's left?
- Leo Getz: I think that's about it.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- Gus Green: That guy stole that from 43 women. That's a whole lot of broken hearts.
- Joe Waters: Yeah, it's not nice. We wouldn't like it if it were somebody in our families. We can't take it.
- Gus Green: But think, Joe. Not only is it a lot of women - That means a lot of rewards. It's a lot of rewards!
- Joe Waters: It's more than one...” (continue)(continue reading)

Danny Glover - Gus Green
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

“I want every kid in this whole world to take drugs because of me. Because of me. I want everybody to know. Everybody.”
Joe Pesci - Mr. Big

“- Vinny Gambini: Uh... everything that guy just said is bullshit... Thank you.
- Jim Trotter III: Objection. Counsel's entire opening statement is argumentative.
- Judge Chamberlain Haller: Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement... with the exception of thank you... will be stricken from the record.”
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Lane Smith - Jim Trotter III
Fred Gwynne - Judge Chamberlain Haller

“- Leo Getz: Oh I get it. Bad cop, good cop.
- Roger Murtaugh: Shut up.
- Leo Getz: Oh okay, bad cop, bad cop.”
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Joe Waters: I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory, Gus.
- Gus Green: You don't even have a memory.”
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters
Danny Glover - Gus Green

“I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.”
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- James Conway: You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it.
- Tommy DeVito: Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - James Conway
Joe Pesci - Tommy DeVito

“- Big Lou Kritski: They've brain washed you. Like Patty Hearst. What's next? You gonna rig it into a Disney World?
- Louie Kritski: Pop...
- Big Lou Kritski: Don't call me 'Pop'. I don't recognize you anymore. You're not my son. You're breaking my heart!”

Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski

“- Roger Murtaugh: Of course I'm black. That's why I want to go to South Africa...to join my oppressed brothers as they take up the struggle against this racist, fascist, white minority regime!
- Leo Getz: Racist white regime!
- Roger Murtaugh: One man, one vote!”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- Harry Lime: [opens the cash register and steals money from it] Merry Christmas, Harry.
- Marv Merchants: [opens the money chest and steals money from it] Happy Hanukkah, Marv.”
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“- Harry Lime: Where did he go?
- Marv Merchants: Maybe he committed suicide.
- Kevin McCallister: I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.”
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Tommy Spinelli: I thought I told that little son of a bitch to stay put!
- Fern: So who are you? God? Why the hell should he listen to you?”
Joe Pesci - Tommy
Ernestine Mercer - Fern

- Marlon: I don't think you look stupid.
- Louie Kritski: Then what are you looking at? The jacket? The hood? What?
- Marlon: It screams. You know what it says? It says, "Look at me! I'm wearing shit that nobody else in this neighborhood would wear. So come and stick me with a sharp object of your preference and then steal that hide-away wallet... (continue)(continue reading)
Rubén Blades - Marlon
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski

“- Judge Chamberlain Haller: When you come into my court looking like you do, you not only insult me, but you insult the integrity of this court!
- Vinny Gambini: I apologise, sir, but, uh... this is how I dress.
- Judge Chamberlain Haller: Fine. I'll let you off this one time. The next time you appear in my court, you will look lawyerly. And I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Fred Gwynne - Judge Chamberlain Haller
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini

“- James Conway: Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here's an arm!
- Henry Hill: Very funny, guys.
- James Conway: Here's a leg!
- Tommy DeVito: Here's a wing!
[laughs]
- Tommy DeVito: Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?”

Robert De Niro - James Conway
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill
Joe Pesci - Tommy DeVito

“- Leo Getz: Riggs, who's the perp? What did ya bust him for?
- Detective Lee Butters: I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the fuckin' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun.”
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz
Chris Rock - Detective Lee Butters

“- Joe Waters: What's wrong with us anyway, Gus? We work hard. We got great families and kids and beautiful wives. We work hard. We go to church. All we like to do is go fish. We don't bother nobody.
- Gus Green: Yeah, we're lucky, Joe.
- Joe Waters: Why does everything got to go wrong around us?”
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters
Danny Glover - Gus Green

“- Leo Getz: We might even work together, me and those two work together, I'm the bomb, they'll tell ya, I'm great.
- Detective Lee Butters: We're gonna work together as soon as I open up a cereal factory, ya fucking leprechaun.”
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz
Chris Rock - Detective Lee Butters

- Roger Murtaugh: A-F-T. Aft.
- Leo Getz: That's a fucking word?
- Roger Murtaugh: In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo.
- Leo Getz: Why didn't you say that in the first place? I love these people. Put them around boats and water and all of the sudden everything becomes fucking nautical. "Astern. Avast you landlubbers. Man the bilge... (continue)(continue reading)

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- Gus Green: Joe, what are the odds of you getting hit by lightning again?
- Joe Waters: Hey, Gus, what were the odds the first time I got hit? And what were the odds the second time I got hit?”
Danny Glover - Gus Green
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

“- Vinny Gambini: What's this over here?
- Grits Cook: You never heard of grits?
- Vinny Gambini: Sure, I've heard of grits. I just never actually seen a grit before.”

Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Lou Walker - Grits Cook

“- Louie Kritski: There's nothing wrong with the boiler in the building. It's running, ain't it?
- Leotha: Yeah. All the way up to forty degrees. I am freezing.
- Louie Kritski: Get a man.”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Beatrice Winde - Leotha