Joe Pesci movie quotes

“Remember, a younger customer always turns into a loyal customer. Remember that! Remember that!”
Joe Pesci - Mr. Big

“Gee Roger you sure have been grumpy since ya found out you're gonna be a Grandpa!”
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- Joey LaMotta: She ain't the kind of girl you just fuck and forget about, this girl.
- Jake La Motta: Joey, how many times I gotta tell ya? Why're you always cursin' when I'm talkin' to you? Don't do it around me. Do it around your friends.”

Joe Pesci - Joey
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta

“- Louie Kritski: Why don't you insure the lady? This way when she decides to join that big Piñata party in the sky, you can use the insurance money to pay your rent. Know what I mean? What is it with you Latins, don't you have any pride?
- Marlon: I got pride. I'm proud I live in a building. I'm proud I don't live in a cardboard box. I have an...” (continue)(continue reading)

Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Rubén Blades - Marlon

“- Oscar Henner: How could you do that to your husband? I'm your family!
- Gloria Henner: Oh, you're quite the family man. You were cheating on your wife. You're cheating on your brother-in-law. You're probably cheating on this poor secretary underpaid and overscrewed.
- Oscar Henner: I don't wanna hear this. This is ridiculous. I don't have to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Joe Pesci - Oscar Henner
Catherine O'Hara - Gloria Henner

“- Everett Calloway: You're a mechanic?
- Simon Wilder: No, I'm a Zen Buddhist, but that's close enough.”
Patrick Dempsey - Everett Calloway
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder

“- Simon Wilder: Hey, you know what the greatest nation in the world is?
- Donation Student: Well I hope it's the USA.
- Simon Wilder: Wrong. It's donation.”
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder
Caroline Gibson - Donation Student

“- Social Security Clerk: Do you have evidence of birth?
- Simon Wilder: I'm sitting here ain't I lady? What do you think, I happened by spontaneous combustion?”
Mary Seibel - Social Security Clerk
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder

“My name is gonna be in the history books. And they better spell my name right! L-I-D-E-O. So simple. Frankie LiDeo! Very easy!”
Joe Pesci - Mr. Big

“- Jake La Motta: Look at that. Look how they make me look. Like a bum, like a mammalucco.
- Joey LaMotta: A what?
- Jake La Motta: Like the mammalucco of the year.”
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

“- Ernie: I think we better pull over, 'cause we need some gas soon.
- Tommy Spinelli: Keep fucking driving.
- Fern: Didn't I tell you to watch your fucking language?”
David Spade - Ernie
Joe Pesci - Tommy

“- Louie Kritski: Life stinks!
- Tenant: And then you die!
- Louie Kritski: I'm doubling your rent, meathead!
- Tenant: Good. That makes two bad checks I have to write!”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski

“- Steve: This is like grave robbing - grave robbing. Or worse.
- Ernie: I don't see any graves. Do you see any graves?
- Tommy Spinelli: There's going to be two fresh ones right now if you don't start looking for heads.”
Todd Louiso - Steve
David Spade - Ernie
Joe Pesci - Tommy

“- Tommy Spinelli: Where's Charlie?
- Fern: Who are you?
- Tommy Spinelli: I asked you a question, where the fuck is Charlie?
- Fern: And I asked you a question, who the fuck are you?”
Joe Pesci - Tommy
Ernestine Mercer - Fern

“- Marv Merchants: Kids are scared of the dark.
- Harry Lime: You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv.”
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime

“- Heather: It smells like piss, what is it?
- Louie Kritski: It's piss. Drunks come in the hallway and they piss.
- Heather: You let them pee in here?
- Louie Kritski: It's not like they ask permission.”
Stacey Travis - Heather
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski

“I'm a bum. But I'm a Harvard bum.”
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder

“Okay, you're helping. We'll use your pictures. Ah! These are gonna be, you know, I'm sorry, these are going to be a help. I should have looked at these pictures before. I like this, uh, this is our first hotel room, right? That'll intimidate Trotter. Here's one of me from behind. And I didn't think I could feel worse than I did a couple of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini

“- Louie Kritski: Here, run this up to the house, and here's a fin.
- Tito: Thank you.
- Louie Kritski: Thank you? That's it? That's five dollars I gave you.
- Tito: Thank you, master, thank you master.
- Louie Kritski: Fuck you, kid.
- Tito: Fuck you too.”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Kenn Michael - Tito

“- Jake La Motta: What do you mean - I don't understand, kill you?
- Joey LaMotta: Me! Kill me, start here! Do me a fuckin' favour! Cause you're driving me crazy! You're a killer, you're a big shot, just kill. You're a killer.”
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

“- Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
- Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.
- Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?
- Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancée.
- Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.”
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito
Fred Gwynne - Judge Chamberlain Haller

“- Stan Rothenstein: You think I should be grateful?
- Vinny Gambini: Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.
- Stan Rothenstein: I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.”
Mitchell Whitfield - Stan Rothenstein
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini

“- Joey LaMotta: I took her out a couple of times.
- Jake La Motta: You went out with her and you didn't try to fuck her?
- Joey LaMotta: I try to fuck anything.”

Joe Pesci - Joey
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta

“- Harry Lime: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
- Marv Merchants: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“- Harry Lime: Smell that?
- Marv Merchants: [sniffs] Yeah.
- Harry Lime: Know what that is?
- Marv Merchants: Fish.
- Harry Lime: It's freedom.
- Marv Merchants: No, it's fish.
- Harry Lime: It's freedom, and it's money.”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants