John C. Reilly movie quotes

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says “I want to be formal, but I'm here to party”.
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“- Vanellope: You could stay. You could have your own castle, where you can wreck and stink as much as you want, and no one would ever treat you badly ever again.
- Ralph: Thanks. But I have a job to do. It may not be as fancy as being president but it's my duty, and it's a big duty!”
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“Kong's a pretty good king. Keeps to himself, mostly. This is his home, we're just guests. But you don't go into someone's house and start dropping bombs, unless you're picking a fight.”
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“Death before dishonor.”

John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“- Slivko: Who'd win, tigers or cubs?
- Hank Marlow: A tiger would win, obviously. A cub's just a baby bear. Now wait till the bear gets bigger...”
Thomas Mann - Slivko
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when...”

John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“- Vanellope: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
- Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?”
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“- Hank Marlow: Keep your eyes open. Up in the trees, too.
- Houston Brooks: Why?
- Hank Marlow: Ants. Big ones.”
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow
Corey Hawkins - Houston Brooks

“- Hank Marlow: I can't tell when I'm talking, or when I'm not talking.
- Victor Nieves: You're talking.
- Hank Marlow: Really?
- Victor Nieves: Yes.
- Hank Marlow: I'm talking?
- Victor Nieves: Yes.
- Hank Marlow: Your mouth is moving.”
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow
John Ortiz - Victor Nieves

“Kong's god is on the island, but the devils live below us.”
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“- Hank Marlow: Hey, what happened with the war? Did we win?
- James Conrad: Which one?
- Hank Marlow: Uh-huh. That makes sense.”
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow
Tom Hiddleston - James Conrad

“I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.”
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“This man's name was Gunpei Ikari. If you take away the uniforms and the war, then he became my brother.”
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“- Buck Swope: Doesn't it scare you dealing with all those evil forces?
- Reed Rothchild: Evil horses?
- Buck Swope: Evil forces.
- Reed Rothchild: Evil? No man, it's not evil. It's an illusion.”

Don Cheadle - Buck Swope
John C. Reilly - Reed Rothchild

“People here used to live in fear, from everything. Then something strange happened: some of the monsters here started protecting them from the other monsters trying to kill them.”
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“You know what the biggest jerk-off of all is? Beyond family even, because you can't control your family, is jobs. I mean, this totally mystifies me. Can you believe people actually accept this? It's like you work all day, people tell you what to do all day long. You know, and then on top of taking shit all day, they can fire you.”
John C. Reilly - Richard Gaddis

“Sorry, miss. Lieutenant Hank Marlow of the 45th. Put the old flight suit on for you. You are more beautiful than a hot dog and a beer at Wrigley Field on opening day... But you're real. Right?”

John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“- Ralph: See ya later, President Fartfeathers.
- Vanellope: Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.
- Ralph: And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.
- Vanellope: Goodbye, Major Body Odor.
- Ralph: Hasta la vista, you...
- Felix: Ralph!
- Ralph: All right, to be continued.”
John C. Reilly - Ralph
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope
Jack McBrayer - Felix

“Sometimes there's no enemy until you look for one.”
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know.”
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“- Edith: What about my dreams?
- Dewey Cox: Edith, I told you, I can't build you a candy house! It will fall apart, the sun will melt the candy, it won't work!”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and he does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.”
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

- Cal Naughton Jr.: Hey, when you have the stereo and TV on, how do you change the volume on the stereo?
- Ricky Bobby: "If you have the stereo on" Why do you have the stereo on while you're watching TV?
- Cal Naughton Jr.: 'Cause I like to party.
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“I will fuck you up if you fuck with me, ok? I know three kinds of Karate: Jujitsu, Aikido, and regular Karate.”
John C. Reilly - John

“I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good, and that's not bad!”
John C. Reilly - Ralph