John C. Reilly movie quotes

“- Vanellope: What's the big deal over that crummy medal, anyway?
- Ralph: The big deal? Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the bad guy, and I live in the garbage.
- Vanellope: Cool!
- Ralph: No, not cool! Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring... and that crummy medal, was going to change all that. I bring that baby home I'll...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“- Justine Last: Gwen says smoking marijuana lowers your sperm.
- Phil Last: Lowers it to where?
- Justine Last: Maybe you're the infertile one around here. Maybe every time you smoke a little doobie, you're killing our unborn children.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last
John C. Reilly - Phil Last

“They invited Pac-Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game!”
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“We're the best team in baseball, right now, right this minute, because of you. You're the reason. We're not gonna screw that up, we're gonna be awesome for you right now. Just throw.”

John C. Reilly - Gus Sinski

“When did video games become so violent and scary? Just let me out of here, please!”

John C. Reilly - Ralph

- Record Producer: You have failed conclusively! It's over! And there is nothing that you can do, here in this room... that can turn that around. Nothing you can do that can make up for what you just did to "That's Amore".
- Dewey Cox: [quietly] Well, my mother liked it a whole lot.
- Record Producer: Your mother was wrong!

John Michael Higgins - Record Producer
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

- Surge Protector: Name?
- Ralph: Lara Croft.
- Surge Protector: Name?
- Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph.
- Surge Protector: And where you coming from?
- Ralph: Uh, "Pac-Man".
Phil Johnston - Surge Protector
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“- Howard Hughes: Do you know those men? Do they work for me?
- Noah Dietrich: Everybody works for you, Howard.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes
John C. Reilly - Noah Dietrich

“- David: You’re like a brother to me. Oh, you’re my best friend in the whole world.
- Lisping Man: I don’t think I’m your best friend in the whole world.”

Colin Farrell - David
John C. Reilly - Lisping Man

“- Brennan Huff: You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
- Dale Doback: Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.”
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

“Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail.”
John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring

“To me, it doesn't make any sense to pick your work based on the size of the budget of the movie.”
John C. Reilly

“I'm anxious to keep creating, but I'm not so desperate any more because I have the love and support of my kids and wife.”
John C. Reilly

“I like people who are able to keep pushing themselves and challenging themselves even after great success.”
John C. Reilly

- Preacher: [referring to Dewey Cox's song] You think we don't know what you're talking about when you say "take my hand?".
- Dewey Cox: What do you mean? It's about holding hands.
- Pa Cox: You watch your mouth.
- Preacher: You know who's got hands? The devil. And he uses them for holding.
Rance Howard - Preacher
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox
Raymond J. Barry - Pa Cox

“Whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't... and I will listen... I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want... and you know, you know... I won't judge you... I can do that sometimes, I know, but I won't... I can... listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might...” (continue)(continue reading)

John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring

“Cellophane. Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane, 'cause you can look right through me, walk right by me and never know I'm there.”
John C. Reilly - Amos Hart

Want to hear a poem I wrote? "I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me". That's it.
John C. Reilly - Reed Rothchild

“- Rodrigo: I'm sorry, man.
- Richard Gaddis: About what?
- Rodrigo: I thought you were trying to fuck me.
- Richard Gaddis: If I was going to fuck you, you'd be fucked.”
Diego Luna - Rodrigo
John C. Reilly - Richard Gaddis

“It becomes kinda hard to love your job... when no one else seems to like you for doing it.”
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“I can't let you go. Now, you... you listen to me now. You're a good person. You're a good and beautiful person and I won't let you walk out on me. And I won't let you say those things - those things about how stupid you are and this and that. I won't stand for that. You want to be with me... then you be with me. You see?”

John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring

“- Ricky Bobby: You're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet.
- Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
- Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?
- Cal Naughton Jr.: Chinese food.
- Jean Girard: That's from China.
- Ricky Bobby: Pizza.
- Jean Girard: Italy.
- Cal Naughton Jr.:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“- Mac Forsyth: You don't have any clothes on.
- Clair Forsyth: How nice for everyone.”
John C. Reilly - Mac Forsyth
Jane Adams - Clair Forsyth

“- Sam: [holding a pill] Dewey, get out of here. You don't want no part of this shit.
- Dewey Cox: What is it?
- Sam: It's medication for erectile dysfunction, it gives you a boner! Not to be used if you have a pre-existing heart condition. If boners last more than four hours, call more ladies.”

Tim Meadows - Sam
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

- Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, "oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf", and she grabs me by the weiner.
- Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the... (continue)(continue reading)
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback