John C. Reilly movie quotes

“- Dale Doback: Dad, we're men. That means a few things, we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.
- Dr. Robert Doback: We literally have never done any of those things.”
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback

“It's still not finished yet. I'm hearing... more Aboriginal percussionists. And I want an army of digeridoos. Fifty thousand digeridoos!”

John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“- Dale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
- Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!”
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff

“- Brennan Huff: I did start taking baby aspirin. To reduce my risk for heart attack.
- Dale Doback: That makes sense. You gotta keep an eye on it.”
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

You know that one scene in "The Wizard Of Oz"... when the flying monkeys pull apart the scarecrow? That's what it was like.

John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

“You know, a lot of little bottles makes a big bottle, Chapy.”
John C. Reilly - Gus Sinski

“- Claudia Wilson Gator: [after kissing Jim] I wanted to do that.
- Jim Kurring: Well...
- Claudia Wilson Gator: That felt good to do - to do what I wanted to do.”
John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring
Melora Walters - Claudia Wilson Gator

“Prison has changed me. I understand the common man the way I never did before. I gotta get out of here! So I can bring joy to the men back in here, but I don't wanna live with them!”
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!”
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“- Reed Rothchild: Have you seen that Star Wars movie?
- Eddie Adams: Yeah, I've seen it four times.
- Reed Rothchild: You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo.”
John C. Reilly - Reed Rothchild
Mark Wahlberg - Eddie Adams

“The thought of this life, that's what kept me going. I had an idea of our happiness.”
John C. Reilly - Dan Brown

“A lot of people think this is just a job that you go to. Take a lunch hour... job's over. Something like that. But it's a 24-hour deal. No two ways about it. And what most people don't see... is just how hard it is to do the right thing.”

John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring

“- Billy Chapel: I don't know if I have anything left.
- Gus Sinski: You just throw whatever you got, whatever's left.”
Kevin Costner - Billy Chapel
John C. Reilly - Gus Sinski

“- Phil Last: I don't know what to say about Jesus... I'm stoned.
- Justine Last: Just let the other people do the talking.”
John C. Reilly - Phil Last
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“- Tucker: Hey, get... Get outta here.
- Boy: I saw her! I saw her, I saw her!
- Tucker: That wasn't nice.
- Gilbert: What? What'd I do?
- Tucker: You know what you did.
- Gilbert: Oh.
- Tucker: That's your mother in there. Your mother.”
John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke
Nicholas Stojanovich - Boy
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape

“- Jack Horner: Do these characters have a name?
- Dirk: The guy's name is Brock Landers.
- Reed Rothchild: And his partner is Chest Rockwell.
- Jack Horner: Those are some great names.”
Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner
Mark Wahlberg - Dirk Diggler
John C. Reilly - Reed Rothchild

“- Tucker: How's momma?
- Gilbert: She's fat.
- Tucker: Come on, man. She's not all that big, Gilbert.
- Gilbert: What?
- Tucker: Listen, I saw a guy at the state fair who was... a little bit bigger.
- Gilbert: A little bit bigger?
- Tucker: Look, all I'm sayin' is that she's not the biggest I ever seen, okay?
- Gilbert: Tucker, she's a whale!
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John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape