John Candy movie quotes
John Candy Movies
Canadian Bacon
Wagons East
Cool Runnings
Once Upon a Crime
JFK
Delirious
Nothing But Trouble
Only the Lonely
Home Alone
The Rescuers Down Under
Who's Harry Crumb?
Uncle Buck
Speed Zone
National Lampoon's...
The Great Outdoors
Spaceballs
Planes, Trains &...
Little Shop of Horrors
Armed and Dangerous
Summer Rental
Volunteers
Brewster's Millions
Follow That Bird
Splash
Children of the Corn
National Lampoon's...
Stripes
Heavy Metal
The Blues Brothers
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- From the movie: Heavy Metal
“- Den: If I refuse?
- Ard: If you refuse, you die; she dies... everybody dies!
- Den: Sounded reasonable to me!” - From the movie: Spaceballs
“I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!”
“My reputation precedes me. Otherwise I'd be late for all my appointments.”
- From the movie: Cool Runnings
“- Irv: Derice, a gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you're not enough without one, you'll never be enough with one.
- Derice Bannock: Hey coach, how will I know if I'm enough?
- Irv: When you cross that finish line tomorrow, you'll know.” - From the movie: The Great Outdoors
- From the movie: Canadian Bacon
“- RCMP Officer at Headquarters: Welcome to Canada.
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: Hold it right there, Canuck!
- RCMP Officer at Headquarters: Who are you?
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!” - From the movie: Summer Rental
“I love you Scully. That's not the booze talkin' either.”
- From the movie: Canadian Bacon
“If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade.”
- From the movie: Only the Lonely
- From the movie: Delirious
“He's operating on people? He's an actor! Not even a good one!”
- From the movie: Summer Rental
“You'd think an athletic guy like Vince Barnes would have a big dingus... but, no, look at that pathetic little... fallacy.”
- From the movie: Only the Lonely
“- Danny Muldoon: You called dad's bosses filthy Jew shylocks!
- Rose Muldoon: They never gave him a raise. Not in 12 years. Not one Christmas bonus.
- Danny Muldoon: Ma, the vice president of Florsheim and his wife were Jewish!
- Rose Muldoon: How was I supposed to know? They didn't look Jewish. I wasn't talking about them. They took it personal.” - From the movie: Spaceballs
- From the movie: Uncle Buck
“You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door!”
- From the movie: The Great Outdoors
“- Roman: I think we should go into town tomorrow and pick up a ski boat. Whaddya say? Sound good, guys? Uncle Roman'll blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat!
- Chet: That's ok, we're renting a pontoon boat.
- Roman: Pontoon boat? What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?” - From the movie: The Great Outdoors
What's this? "For prompt service, blow me". That's an interesting touch.
- From the movie: Only the Lonely
“- Danny Muldoon: Theresa is probably a little nervous, you know, being here with us and all. You know, you can understand that.
- Rose Muldoon: It's the first signs of alcoholism.
- Danny Muldoon: What?
- Rose Muldoon: I read it in Reader's Digest.
- Theresa Luna: Rose, I can assure you I'm not an alcoholic.
- Rose Muldoon: Denial - that's...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Great Outdoors
- From the movie: Uncle Buck
“- Buck Russell: [struggles to pick a hissing, fighting cat up out of the bushes] Come on.
[takes it into the house]
- Buck Russell: Hey who left the cat out?
- Maizy Russell: We don't have a cat.” - From the movie: National Lampoon's Vacation
- From the movie: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
- From the movie: National Lampoon's Vacation
“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Has your father ever killed anyone?
- Rusty Griswold: Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.
- Clark Griswold: Hey you can't prove that Russ.” - From the movie: Canadian Bacon
- Roy Boy: I want to call the American embassy!
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!”. - From the movie: Heavy Metal
“18 years of nothing, and now twice in one day! What a place!”
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