John Candy quotes
- From the movie: The Great Outdoors
If you meet any friends, bring them back and we'll give them a ride in "Suck My Wake."
- From the movie: Planes, Trains & Automobiles
“If they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?”
- From the movie: Children of the Corn
“Don't just stand there! Seize him! Punish him! The Lord has chosen me as the bringer of His word and the giver of His laws! Disobedience to me is disobedience to Him! Do it now, or your punishment shall be a thousand deaths, each more horrible than the last!”
- From the movie: Splash
“Look, if something works for me I stick with it.”
- From the movie: Planes, Trains & Automobiles
“- Neal Page: He says we're going the wrong way...
- Del Griffith: Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?” - From the movie: Children of the Corn
- From the movie: The Great Outdoors
“- Chet: And by the way, don't try to steal any of our stuff on your way out!
- Kate: Stuff? What stuff is there to steal?
- Connie: Oh, we got stuff!
- Kate: You're a louse!
- Connie: Well, why don't you go find yourself a spin cycle!
- Chet: Yeah, go find yourself a spin cycle! [turning to Connie] What the hell does that mean?” “- Nikki Downing: Look at her. Isn't she perfect?
- Harry Crumb: Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I mean, look at the size of her head. She must be enormous. But easy to find.”- From the movie: Delirious
- From the movie: Cool Runnings
“I had to win. You see, Derice, I had made winning my whole life, and when you make winning your whole life, you have to keep on winning, no matter what.”
- From the movie: Who's Harry Crumb?
- Harry Crumb: I am Djour Djilios.
- Suki's Salon Receptionist: Could you spell that please?
- Harry Crumb: I don't think so. Try it with a "D". - From the movie: Uncle Buck
“- Buck Russell: Did you brush your teeth?
- Miles Russell: Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush.
- Buck Russell: You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it. To see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.” - From the movie: Children of the Corn
“You have the gift of sight. This is a blessing, my child.”
- From the movie: Who's Harry Crumb?
“- Nikki Downing: Look at her. Isn't she perfect?
- Harry Crumb: Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I mean, look at the size of her head. She must be enormous... But easy to find.” - From the movie: Canadian Bacon
“- Sheriff Bud Boomer: The capital Toronto.
- RCMP Officer at Headquarters: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!
- Roy Boy: Nice try, Dudley.”
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