John Leguizamo quotes
- From the movie: The Lincoln Lawyer
“You've got more balls than a Chinese ping-pong tournament.”
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“- Chi-Chi: I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe. I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
- Vida: Now she's gonna get herself kidnapped by some mountain man and we will have to rescue her.”- From the movie: Summer of Sam
“- Vinny: You fuckin' make me sick, you fuckin' slut.
- Dionna: I am a slut? You're calling me a slut? You lowlife piece of fuckin' shit, you fucked my cousin! You didn't think I knew about that! I smelled her pussy juice all over your fuckin' face! You fuckin' sick bastard! How dare you? And all this time I'm thinking there's something wrong...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Spawn
“Why do you people always question? Why ask why, when how is so much more fun?”
- From the animation: Encanto
“You can't hurry the future.”
- From the movie: American Ultra
- From the movie: Ice Age
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
We're gonna stop this thing, bada-bing, bada-boom. Er... Forget I said "boom".
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“- Sid: You’re so pretty. You take my lisp away.
- Brooke: I bet you say that to all the girls.
- Sid: I try, but usually they run away too fast.” - From the animation: Ice Age: The Meltdown
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“- Mario: How we gonna get in there? I got two words for you: Im-possible.
- Luigi: Nothing's impossible, Mario. Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible.
- Mario: I hope you're right.” - From the movie: Ice Age
“- Diego: You calling me a liar?
- Sid: I didn't say that.
- Diego: You were thinking it.
- Sid: I don't like this cat. He reads minds.” - From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.”
- From the movie: Ice Age
“My family abandoned me. They kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they got up early, and quietly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and traveled through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs 'em anyway?”
- From the movie: Land of the Dead
“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”
- From the movie: Ice Age
“- Sid: My feet are sweating.
- Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
- Manny: He's doing it for attention, just ignore him.” - From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“All I want is true love. Is that too much to ask?”
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“- Sid: Hurry, Granny!
- Granny: Don’t you hurry me! I’ve been struck by lightning more times…
- [suddenly a lightning strikes her and she’s knocked down unconscious]
- Sid: Manny!
- [another lightning hits Granny and she stands up again as if nothing has happened]
- Granny: …than you’ve had hot breakfasts!” - From the animation: Ice Age: The Meltdown
“- Sid: Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
- Diego: That's genius, Sid.
- Sid: Call me Squid.” - From the movie: Ice Age
- From the movie: What's the Worst That Could Happen?
“- Berger: You ever read the papers?
- Kevin Caffrey: I used to, but the news kept changing.” - From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
“Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.”
Highlights