Keanu Reeves movie quotes

“When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”

Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor

“- Jimmy McGinty: You know what seperates the winners from the losers?
- Shane Falco: The score.
- Jimmy McGinty: No, getting back on the horse after getting kicked in the teeth.”
Gene Hackman - Jimmy McGinty
Keanu Reeves - Shane Falco

“- Tom Ludlow: You married, Diskant?
- Detective Paul Diskant: Engaged. And I'd like to see her again.”

Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Chris Evans - Detective Paul Diskant

“Is that legal... having sex with a kangaroo?”
Keanu Reeves - Marlon

“- Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
- Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
- Ted, Bill: ...Mr. Genghis Khan!
- Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.”

Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“- Vicomte de Valmont: Be careful of the Marquise de Merteuil.
- Chevalier Danceny: You must permit me to treat with skepticism anything you have to say about her.
- Vicomte de Valmont: Nevertheless, I must tell you in this affair, we are both her creatures, as I believe her letters to me will prove. When you have read them, you may decide to...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Malkovich - Vicomte de Valmont
Keanu Reeves - Chevalier Danceny

“- Neo: We control these machines; they don't control us.
- Councillor Harmann: Of course not. How could they? The idea is pure nonsense. It does make one wonder: what is control?
- Neo: If we wanted, we could shut these machines down.
- Councillor Harmann: That's it. You hit it. That's control, isn't it?”
Keanu Reeves - Neo
Anthony Zerbe - Councillor Hamann

“- Tom Ludlow: You were my best friend.
- Captain Jack Wander: You were family.”
Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Forest Whitaker - Captain Jack Wander

“- Johnny Utah: Bodhi, this is your fucking wake-up call man. I am an F.B.I. Agent!
- Bodhi: Yeah, I know man. Ain't it wild? That's what makes it so interesting. You can do what you want, and make up your own rules. Why be a servant to the law, when you can be its master?
- Grommet: Fuckin' a!”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah
Patrick Swayze - Bodhi
Bojesse Christopher - Grommet

“I'm guilty of cheating on my wife, of being a bad husband, a bad Christian. But I ain't guilty of killing Jessica. I swear to God.”
Keanu Reeves - Donnie Barksdale

“Tomorrow we’ll get naked and tonight we'll wear our pj’s.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“- Trinity: Six hours ago, I was ready to give my life for you. Do you know what has changed in the last six hours?
- Neo: No.
- Trinity: Nothing.”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Trinity
Keanu Reeves - Neo

“I can carry nearly eighty gigs of data in my head.”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Mnemonic

“- Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
- Ted: But, dude, we're already dead.
- Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.”
Alex Winter - Bill
Keanu Reeves - Ted

“She's like the air to me.”

Keanu Reeves - Paul Sutton

- Neo: You believe in karma?
- Rama-Kandra: Karma's a word. Like "love". A way of saying 'what I am here to do'. I do not resent my karma. I'm grateful for it. Grateful for my wonderful wife, for my beautiful daughter. They are gifts. And so I do what I must do to honour them.
Keanu Reeves - Neo
Bernard White - Rama-Kandra

“- Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?
- Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly.”
Keanu Reeves - Neo
Marc Aden Gray - Choi

“- Ted: I can't believe Missy divorced your Dad, and married mine.
- Bill: Shut up, Ted.”
Keanu Reeves - Ted
Alex Winter - Bill

“Welcome to my life.”

Keanu Reeves - John Constantine

“- Jack Travern: We have an injured man here. The driver's been shot.
- Howard Payne: Jack, tell me that you haven't been shooting the passengers. I thought it was customary for a police officer to shoot the bad guys.”
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven
Dennis Hopper - Howard Payne

“- Nelson Moss: What are you doing?
- Sara Deever: Taking your shirt off.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara: So you can clean up.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara Deever: Because you smell like puppy pee.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“- Harry Sanborn: I've never seen a woman that age naked before.
- Julian Mercer: You're kidding.
- Harry Sanborn: We're not all doctors.”

Jack Nicholson - Harry Sanborn
Keanu Reeves - Julian Mercer

“- Yasodhara: Your father loves you very much. He has given us everything we could want. There is no need to go anywhere else when you have such beauty around you.
- Siddhartha: It is true. We have everything, and everything is perfect. So what is this feeling I have? If the world is so beautiful, why have I never seen it? I've not even seen my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rajeshwari Sachdev - Yasodhara
Keanu Reeves - Siddhartha

“- Johnny Mnemonic: You can't shoot me.
- Takahashi: Not in the head.”

Keanu Reeves - Johnny Mnemonic
Takeshi Kitano - Takahashi

“- Alex Wyler: What's it like in the year 2006?
- Kate Forster: Well, I'm afraid the world's pretty much the same. Of course, we all dress in shiny metal jumpsuits and drive flying cars and no one talks anymore because we can read each other's minds... but, the truth is, from the past, not much has really changed in 2006.”
Keanu Reeves - Alex Wyler
Sandra Bullock - Kate Forster