Keanu Reeves movie quotes

“- Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
- Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
- Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“I've been to every city in Mexico. Came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Baja, turned out to be Rosie. Guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better. Found a passport of yours in Sumatra. Missed you by about a week in Fiji. But I knew you wouldn't miss the 50-Year Storm, Bodhi.”

Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“- Johnny Mnemonic: The Black Shakes. What causes it?
- Spider: What causes it? This causes it! This causes it! Information overload! All the electronics around you poisoning the airwaves. Technological fucking civilization. But we still have all this shit, because we can't live without it.”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Mnemonic
Henry Rollins - Spider

“- Bennett: Did the sight of this dead girl move you in any particular way?
- Matt: I don't know.
- Bennett: Were you shocked, angry, saddened? Did the sight please you?
- Matt: I don't know how I felt.”
Tom Bower - Bennett
Keanu Reeves - Matt

“- Johnny Mnemonic: I could die, right?
- Spider: It's gonna kill you anyway. If I take it out, you'll probably survive but lose some fine motor skills. You might not remember anything for more than three minutes.”

Keanu Reeves - Johnny Mnemonic
Henry Rollins - Spider

“- Harry: All right, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away... Jack?
- Jack Traven: Shoot the hostage.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven

“- Ted: Are you sure about this?
- Bill: It worked in The Exorcist. I and III!”
Keanu Reeves - Ted
Alex Winter - Bill

“- Jack Traven: Stop! L.A.P.D! Get out of the car!
- Jaguar Owner: Hey man, this is my car, I own this car, it's not stolen.
- Jack Traven: [pulls gun out and points it at him] It is now. Move over.”
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven
Glenn Plummer - Jaguar Owner

“- Ted: Okay, if you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?
- Future Bill and Future Ted: Sixty-nine, dude!”

Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston

“- Mina: When my time comes, will you do the same to me? Will you?
- Jonathan Harker: No.”

Winona Ryder - Mina Murray
Keanu Reeves - Jonathan Harker

“- Chris Townsend: Act like you own the place.
- David Sinclair: How will you act?
- Chris Townsend: Like I just sold it to you.”
Keanu Reeves - Chris Townsend
Alan Boyce - David Sinclair