Keanu Reeves movie quotes

“You know what this is? It's a voodoo doll. I'm gonna use this voodoo doll on you. Some of your own medicine. If you don't stop seeing my wife, I'm sticking me a pin in this thing every night, till you learn to leave folks alone.”

Keanu Reeves - Donnie Barksdale

“- Capt. Logan: I spoke to your principal today, Ted. He said you're failing history.
- Ted: Me and Bill...
- Capt. Logan: He also said that if fail history, you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean, don't ya, Ted?
- Ted: That I would have to go to Oates Military Acadamy, sir.
- Capt. Logan: Uh-huh. I spoke to Colonel Oates this...” (continue)(continue reading)
Hal Landon Jr. - Captain Logan
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“- Kevin Lomax: What about love?
- John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.”
Keanu Reeves - Kevin Lomax
Al Pacino - John Milton

“- Winston Connelly: Did anything happen to you?
- Tara Mitchell: Well, let's see. I was kidnapped, they stole my dress and I was driven over here in the trunk of a car. Did you mean besides that?”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell

“- Scott Favor: I only have sex with a guy for money.
- Mike Waters: Yeah, I know.
- Scott Favor: Two guys can't love each other.
- Mike Waters: I don't know. I mean, for me, I could love someone even if I wasn't paid for it... I love you, and... you don't pay me.”
Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor
River Phoenix - Mike Waters

“You are pure illusion, you do not exist. The earth is my witness.”

Keanu Reeves - Siddhartha

“- Bill: Ted?
- Ted: I'm in love, dude.
- Bill: Whoa. Those must be the princesses you told yourself about at the Circle-K. We gotta go. It's a history report, not a babe report.
- Ted: But, Bill, those are historical babes.”

Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“To learn is to change. The path of enlightenment is in the middle way. It is the line between all opposite extremes.”
Keanu Reeves - Siddhartha

“You're playing and you think everything is going fine. Then one thing goes wrong. And then another. And another. You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink. Until you can't move... you can't breathe... because you're in over your head. Like quicksand.”
Keanu Reeves - Shane Falco

“- Dr. Lily Sinclair: Eddie what are you doing?
- Eddie Kasalivich: The best I can.”

Rachel Weisz - Dr. Lily Sinclair
Keanu Reeves - Eddie Kasalivich

“- Bill: Okay, wait, if we were one of Europe's greatest leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go?
- Bill, Ted: Waterloo!”
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“- Siddhartha: Why have you lied to me about the existence of suffering, sickness, poverty, old age, and death?
- King Suddhodhana: If I've lied to you, Siddhartha, it has been because I love you.
- Siddhartha: Your love has become a prison.”
Keanu Reeves - Siddhartha
Rudraprasad Sengupta - King Suddhodhana

“- Stephens: Did you have any luck with the bomb?
- Jack Traven: Yeah, it didn't go off.”

Alan Ruck - Stephens
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven

“- Bill: You ditched Napoleon!
- Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?
- Deacon: He was a dick.”
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan
Frazier Bain - Deacon

“- Jack Traven: I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
- Annie: Ok. We'll have to base it on sex then.
- Jack Traven: Whatever you say, ma'am.”

Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven
Sandra Bullock - Annie

- Johnny Utah: Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?
- Bunker Weiss: [smiling] Nope.
- Tone: That would be a waste of time...
- Warchild: We're just gonna fuck you up!
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah
Chris Pedersen - Bunker
Anthony Kiedis - Tone
Vincent Klyn - Warchild

“You're cold because all the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You're going to be dead soon. I hope it was worth it. ”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“Twelve milkmen is theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly. Looks like there's one milkman too many, Coogan!”
Keanu Reeves - Ortiz the Dog Boy

“- Harp: You think the taxpayers would like it, Utah, if they knew they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls?
- Johnny Utah: Babes.
- Harp: What?
- Johnny Utah: The correct term is babes, sir. Uh, this type of undercover operation is entirely dependent on picking up the idiom of the speech. Otherwise penetration is not possible,...” (continue)(continue reading)
John C. McGinley - Ben Harp
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“- Winston Connelly: Hey, you want to dance?
- Tara Mitchell: What I want, Winston, is... I want out of here and I want out now!
- Winston Connelly: Why? Don't you know how to dance?”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell

“- Tod: Julie, you're here!
- Julie: What does that make you, Sherlock Holmes? I live here!”
Keanu Reeves - Tod
Martha Plimpton - Julie

“I know that she is good and strong and deserves all the love this world has to give. Can't you see that, how wonderful, how special she is?”

Keanu Reeves - Paul Sutton

“You're sayin' the FBI's gonna pay me to learn to surf?”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“- Winston Connelly: You know what you are? You are an egotistical, self-centered, little brat!
- Tara Mitchell: That's terrific!”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell

“Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah